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There's absolutely no way a 27 year old man can turn up to such an event and not feel/look utterly sleazy. Is there?
you've been invited, it'd be rude not to go and have a darn good sleaze.
Will you be wearing your spaedos?
but that doesn't mean you shouldn't go
*Zapsta wanted me to check on that for him.
Just don't be sleazy and you won't look sleazy. No problems.
There I've said it. Now do I win an invite?
rockstars get invtied to all the cool parties
you'll probably be looked up to as 'cool' by all the guys, and equally so by the girls, who will drunkenly throw themselves at you, and you'll get to turn them down in your mature sensible way.
You can't lose.
so this might work.
where's this one, then? Canning Town?
I think I'm just there to look cool.
2) Why would someone invite you to their party?
3) I'm not sure where I'm going with this one
*I've never watched Skins. I think that's the name of a character though.
Well you would say that.
And so would I, if I had seen Skins
* Which I haven't
..would I know. What sex is Effie?
* see, I really haven't
... hot in that case.
But I don't know what indiemo means.
and who invited you.
Make sure you turn up with a Watneys Party Seven and a homemade t-shirt with the characters from Skins on, suggest a game of spin the bottle and then get your parents to pick you up afterwards (after you've made them wait outside for 30 minutes as you thought the party would be finished by midnight but you were wrong).
You pretty much answered your question with a question.
If you don't like it, write to the OED.
'perve' = verb
ask him to take you with him
I went to a 16 year old girls birthday party (admittedly I'm younger than you, but I was still 21), it wasn't weird because my dad/uncle and loads of other older people were there. What was a little weird was that she took quite a shine to me, I felt so dirty/creepy and all I did was talk to the girl all night :(
but I was drunk when I arrived damn it! :(
about people being able to see if we were to have sex (we were outside, they were inside, it was dark). This would've been the most awkward situation ever, if I wasn't a little drunk. I did like it when she identified me as having a dark side and being a bit of a rebel though :D
Her father was there, he didn't seem to mind her being outside with me.
I also fail to see what I've done wrong, but whatever...
Paedos. I'm sending Louis Theroux round to your house. You can have an earnest-off.
You're gonna be a virgin forever
bring a Corgi gas ID card just in case
There was a 38 year old woman at the last houseparty i went to. Her boyfriend warned he would 'do me in' if i made a move. Truth.
Me: he seems nice
woman: you don't like him do you?
Me: no he's a prick.
at least I tell it like it is.
and a Enter Shakira top? if so your golden
also, being like thirty and *still* not knowing the difference between "you're" and "your" is sad
You sick bastard.
7 years of grooming her online paid finally paid off ;)
and I was going out with a seventeen year old.
He said "Do you remember when we went to Reading Festival and did loads of acid and got really drunk?" I replied "Of course I do, it was great." He responded with "She was 12!!!!".
I broke up with her soon after.
He's declared that we can't make jokes about it. Lawl.
"we don't need to"
gold lame leggings ftw.
And I'm guessing hers wasn't actually to me. Threadsmash.
I mean, how many people do you know besides the host..?
If she happens to be hitting 18 before any of her friends, you won't be allowed to take any photographs for your memory box with the expressed written permission of their parents
"I keep getting older, they just stay the same age"
Which I guess is good or bad depending on your feelings on said dude from the film
I repeat: for chirst sake do not attend this party. On my flatmates 19th she invited this 30 year old man as a 'bit of a joke'. He just sat there looking humiliated the whole night. No one talked to him and he just looked the epitome of patheticness. You wont look cool, you wont get laid, you'll just be secretly laughed at the whole evening.
And I know other people my age and a bit older who are invited too so it's certainly not to have a weird older guy there.
I might not go anyway simply 'cos I don't know her that well and don't know what else I'll have on (and it depends who else I know that goes probably) but it's definitely not a "bit of a joke" thing - it's 'cos she knows me a bit and likes my band.
I went to a girls 18th bday with a couple of mates couple months ago who are my age (24) and didn't feel like anything odd the girl was a good mate and fun evening!