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did i dream this or was this on the front page of the sun this morning?
if it was, what was it going on about? is it cause fatties fart more and release cow-like levels of methane? or do they just consume more, so there's more energy goes into funding their obesity, so like, that causes climate change?
I think it was along the lines of them consuming more and therefore taking up more energy.
who consume as much as fatties.
can we all measure how much damage our blubber has done and is doing to the world?
fatties don't know how to walk so they get cars everywhere.
It was in The Times.
preferably two, one in shorts, but make sure it's from the back!
From the Sun's doctor Carol Cooper:
"It is true fat people eat more food than average."
dre, fox and dick van dyke.
that went along the lines of BRITAIN IS SINKING, and it was about obesity :'). it even had a diagram of how britain was sinking.
fat people weigh so much that we are literally sinking into the Earth's core?
worst thing is, i told someone about it and they were all like "OMG FAT BASTARDS MAKING THE COUNTRY SINK", seriously.
Heatwave 2009: Fatties Go Swimming, Cause Massive North Sea Tidal Surges. Thames Barrier Collapses.
surrounded by fatties in a circle and they all jumped and landed at the same time
could that somehow make a rudimentary trampoline?
because the Earth would fall out of orbit and plummet towards the Sun first.