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alarm just isn't working.
so you HAVE to get out of bed to turn it off?
it worked for a while, but then i just started getting back into bed again
i actually set 4 or 5 alarms so they just keep going off every 10 minutes, by the 3rd i'm usually awake enough to get up
'need more alarm clocks'
i used to have to do this
i don't anymore though cause i'm a RESPONSIBLE ADULT
unless you have someone willing to drag you from your bed.
It's at it's lowest mid sleep.
and when you refuse to get up, actually throw it over you
Its marginally more annoying than Chris Moyles
my head doesnt work today
my flatmate does this because she would get up at midday on her days off and realised it was a bit of a waste
i've never really had a problem getting up, but sometimes there is literally nothing to do for about two hours in the morning that seems worthwhile
this is a bit upside down but wake up earlier to watch some film/read some book that you haven't had time to watch/read. maybe watch some bbc3 rubbish on i-player
but i found out today, i can get up if my gf gets up. so basically lover, GET UP EARLIER AND I WON'T BE LATE IN EVERY DAY!
one on his mobile and one on the world's most annoying alarm clock
it seems to work. he's not a morning person.
also depends on how awake you want to be. reconcile yourself to being dead tired when you get out of bed. i have the opposite problem of being completely hyper at 7/8 in the morning.
with a flame beneath one of the ropes that will burn through at the moment you want to get up.
Works for me.
a target above it with a peashooter 3 times within a minute - unfortunately it's an automatic lock-in.
You'll never get any fucking sleep in the first pissing place with that fucking ballsack giving it large in your cunting earhole.
blackbirds singing outside your window first thing in the morning sounds nice
This shithead starts at 4am. FOUR FUCKING AM. AND HE'S REALLY SHITTING LOUD. Stupid London light pollution.
I'm all up with the popular music, it seems.
If I have a heavy night and get in around 4 it's the worst thing because it never lets me get into a proper deep sleep where my body can cleanse itself. So many times I've considered going outside and throwing stuff at the tree to make it go away. I only don't because my legs are usually too far gone.
Singing sweet nothings just 4 u
Keep the sword hand free
Arrrh, whatevers gonna be is
set it to chris moyles and leave your radio over the other side of the room!
to pour petrol on your duvet and then set it on fire when the alarm clock goes off.
and a toddler who'll trot in at 6.30 demanding you sing Baa Baa Black Sheep about 10 times in a row, getting up for breakfast is a relief. :)
when getting up is gonna be a problem.
Annoying as hell, but that's the point, eh? And it does the job.
It's not hard. Really.
I have to set my alarm for 45 minutes before I need to be up, otherwise I would just be late every day.
nothing like being jolted awake by a sudden burst of really loud pop-punk
That or my boyfriend making sure I get up by doing horrible things like stealing the duvet.
I don't understand people who find it easy to get up in the morning. It's completely beyond me.
Drink a lot of water (or whatever) before going to sleep.
Wake up busting for a piss and that forces you out of bed.
I've never tried this as I have a thimble-bladder.
to make you some breakfast. works a charm.
Go to bed earlier. Get some willpower.
Once you're ready for you early bed, brushed your teeth, gone to the loo and got your jim jams on, drink a glass of water. Not juice or milk, but water. This should wake you help you wake up when the alarm goes off. Don't drink too much though, or else you'll wake up needing a piss at 3am or something.