My computer was 'remotely' taken over by an IT technician, who was trying to sort out my bad internet connection.
He asked me if there was anything 'confidential' that I might want to remove before he got access to the computer desktop.
I was like 'Ha ha, no there's nothing embarrassing on there'.
I close down all the windows so he can look at the toolbar and suddenly I remember my screensaver is AN AIRBRUSHED PICTURE OF TONY HART RIP WITH MASSIVE BREASTS WEARING A PINK BOWTIE.
That was pretty embarrassing.
How about you?