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Out tonight, out tonight.....let my bollocks take majestic flight (part 40203939)
Tonight I'm going to wind up my bowtie with the crank handle in my hip and flaunt the revolving kneck wear to the girls with the panda eyes.
I'll ask them if they watched Mark Lawsons interview with Mike Leigh while fondling the chords on their trousers. It's like roulette...if they missed it, my fingers will leave and the chords will continue hang by the pelvis bone without a companion............if they watched it, I'll tug and pull until the trousers fall, and the beaver tells me it's sins.
*ahem* What you lot up to tonight?