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if hitler had invaded poland 'for spina bifida', everyone would've let him get away with it
So yeah! REALLY FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!
It's hardly their fault that your head towers above the crowd like an inflatable banana
IT WAS REALLY FUNNY
said that she had a pint of water thrown over her at t in the park last year
she then told us that it was warm and smelled funny
she is fat and a bit of a c*nt
Is she fat because she's a cunt or is she a cunt because she's fat? Is this incidental? If I said "he wears glasses and is a cunt" is the person in question a cunt because he wears glasses or does he wear glasses because he's a cunt? What's the cunt/defect ratio we're working on, here?
"He's a musician and a cunt."
"She is a vegetarian and a cunt."
Interesting, I think.
Because she's fat? Or is that incidental? Like if I said: 'This guy wore glasses and is a bit of a cunt.' Is he a cunt because he wears glasses or does he wear glasses because he's a cunt?
Now we are treated to both!
and she is also a vegetarian.
but, essentially, she is a cunt first and foremost. the fatness is incidental. i think the vegetarianism possibly stems from the cuntiness quotient, as she likes to be seen as 'alternative'.
her boyfriend is also a cunt, and he wears glasses. you are most perceptive.
I'm rarely right, so it feels good when I am.
so someone came over to help me, and I knew I could hold it until he got there, I knew it, but instead, just as he reached his hand out, I dropped it all over the floor. Because I thought it would be really funny. And it was. ^5
but I was writing a newsletter at work in which I had to say what the nearest tube to something was. I typed 'nearest tub: Waterloo' (or whatever station it was) by accident, but then just left it in there because I thought it might amuse someone. I'm all about brightening other people's days, me.