F * * Cunt Me, that was a jumped up pretentious wankfest of a boozer.
The girls behind the bar all spent the evening preening their birdsnest hair in the bars mirror rather than serving me (admittedly quite nice) ale, the boys all looked like Noel Fielding / Russell Brand / Pete(r) Doherty and everyone in there was so fucking rude or a total bellend.
I honestly would love to have taken over the TV Sets and forced everyone to watch the first episode of Nathan Barley.
I'm sure I went in this place regularly about 5 years ago pre-gigs and loved it? Horrid...