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I'll start... this one's for the boys
Would you rather have 3 balls, or 1 ball?
I'd look like a pawnbrokers sign.
That can only lead to good things.
I like wearing gloves
and feet are gross anyway
knackers ain't there for aesthetics.
would upset your balance? i can just see an oldguy falling in the street and someone asking if he's ok - "just the old testicle playing up again"
wicked swim skills
BALLS THAT SHOOT WEBS
Brusma swinging from skyscraper to skyscraper via his penis. Spiderplums.
Would you rather have to fight a gorilla or a gazelle,
Then Gervais said the 'gazelle obviously'
Maggie replied with, 'well then you'd have to catch it'
Gervais 'no I wouldn't, I turned up for the fight, it ran away...'
Pointless post really... I'd rather have one ball.
I have had centre though, circa 1996-98.
I had centre when I was about 12, it wasn't a good look.
And 1 ball. 3 would just freak me out.
any two members of Sigur Ros (free choice)?
any 2. they're all skinny. So i could eat their food too.
I can't even name a any of the Sigur Ros members (fnar)
(I should really do some work).
(so should I)
There are so many insane genetic disorders out there.
or a dead one?
TIME TO WORRY
LIVE WOLF, OOH-OOOOOOOOOOOH
TIME TO WORRY NOW
that is the question
Possible wolf paedo alert.
semi-wolf paedo or was it wolf semi-paedo. Probably the latter.
paedo wolf semi
I was making a hilarious (2-bed) semi reference.
but yeah it was obtuse (strained / shit).
you can choose rigor mortis or not. We have a big selection.
or charlie brooker?
<waves away the card with a dismissive wag of the finger and shake of the hea>
if we want tea or coffee. Coffee please. Milk, one sugar
it still doesn't really work, because both situations involve Michael Flatley's feet - it still just depends whether you like thin crust or deep pan pizza best.
Would you rather eat a deep pan pizza that's stapled to Michael Flatley's feet or a thin crust pizza that's been down the back of Kenneth Clark's pants? Now there's a question.
Flatley's feet, though worn and probably bunioned, are his livelihood and he takes good care of them. However, Ken Clarke has a notoriously massive shitty arse.
and thin crust pizza is nicer
why don't you just marry him?
I already asked but he's just so in love with the fortunes of the British economy. I heard he ejaculates pound coins
because he wouldn't be walking around barefooted, very unlikely anyway, whereas Ken Clarke's bottom will always be down the back of his pants. If he is wearing them correctly.
But yeah thin crust is better.
he can fit a deep pan pizza in his shoes? You be trippin homes
it's stapled to his feet
if its stapled to his feet he's not going to be able to fit his shoes on top, ergo he must be barefoot
and then eaten. No need for him to go anywhere.
where was he walking in his bare feet before the stapling?
basically he comes in to the room, you say "Michael take your shoes off I need to staple a pizza to your feet" and then I eat said pizza.
I don't know where the insides of his shoes have been. Being some kind of Dance Lord, they'll be all sweaty at least. Or if he took them off and left them backstage, a mouse might have shat in them or anything and hence it might transfer to the soles of his feet.
Ken Clark washes obsessively.
Would you rather have penis shaped fingers or a finger shaped penis?
i hear its the follow up to edward scissorhands
Or the 3 sequels?
High concept porn at its finest.
I would be worried that the rat would just lie there.
could prove a little embarrassing.
OWITE DAHLIN, GET YA RAT OUT
or with your skin being slowly peeled from your flesh?
extra sperm > being like hitler
go the rest of your life without watching a film again or the rest of your life without reading a book again?
have a face with no eyes, ears, nose, mouth or a face with an extra set of eyes, ears, nose & mouth?
What an obscene question
never have sex again, or have nasty, filthy sex in front of both your parents (and then you get to enjoy a normal sex life thereafter)??
They've walked in before anyway.
My parents ARE quite forgiving. But i dont think I could even get it up. My mum would be quite encouraging though if she knew the situation I was in, bless her.
have your mum walk in on you jerking off, orrrrrrrrr, walk in on her??
Umm, walk in on me probably. EUIFHFGJI]0EFVEVM]OPNIO[R4M]OPEF
too horrible to think of.
resulting in world peace or get sucked off by Scarlet Johanson and a nuke gets dropped on St Lucia?
If its after that, then fuck 'em. Bring on Scarlet
world peace would be rubbish anyway.
he was in Tassie under the name Ted. But yeah, would, probably.
he's dead anyway or they wouldn't have named a place after him. boom tish.
but I'd better get a fucking huge statue for this. And not of me wearing Madge Bishop like a gasmask. Prime me, before I died of shame.
So does Scarlett.
NB: Never been to St. Lucia.
or just evil.
I am evil.
I genuinely wouldn't want world peace.
and I couldn't be a war correspondent or a soldier.
is when there's no one on it.
it'd have to be madge (as long as the peace lasted)
The extra one is probably useless anyway, but one ball can reduce your chances of potency
go on. google it.
or subscribe to the daily mail and use it as your only news source for five years?
that one of them is showing public approval of the extreme right for a year and the other is subjecting yourself to slightly-less-extreme right wing propoganda for five years privately
If I met these people in person I'd probably end up doing something I regretted
or make some fancy channel 4 shockumentary (sic). The daily mail would just make me scream.
I don't think it would be too bad - ignore the editorials and reactionary articles about single mothers (ok, might be alot)- you would get bare-bones news, TV and sport. Probably a little comic strip too.
would you rather have three breasts or one?