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top half fish, bottom half woman
top half woman, bottom half fish
Discussions commence forthwith.
can you imagine fucking a giant fish head. just staring blankly back at you? bobbing its mouth. Honestly?
what type of fish would you choose?
lovely olive colour and a thick covering of mucus.
Yeah, you've won me over.
nice peachy lady bum, and you can hold onto the dorsal fin
Fuck the lady legs whilst looking at the lady face.
The only fishy thing will be my cock afterwards.
ergo, you now just have to sex a fish
Can I chose a pike? I'm into nasty sex.
it has to be a cute little fish, like a clownfish, and you have to do it face to face, and it will cry every time you thrust
even if you're underwater, and the tears instantly become one with the ocean, you'll still know that it's crying
oh and also it's a BOY
You know exactly what turns me on. I'm ready for him, when and where?
I'm going to be having nightmares about that for weeks.
When I've stopped crying with laughter.
surely this is the only sensible answer?
Sure it'd be a bit impractical but it'd beat fucking a fish with legs.