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I just had this text from my new neighbour:
Im matty!yeh i gor ur note,thanks 4 d advice iv been searchin al da networks 4 a gud package.a mouse, cnt say iv seen 1.bt if i do il definately kill it!u may wana get a amplified aerial it improves d signal cs ders alota tal buidlings in da way.n u gota make sure it faces southwards.
He looks at least 25. What the chuffing fuck?
You're everything I wish I could be.
I could fly higher than an eagle,
cause you are the wind beneath my wings.
I could be an immense actor I just know it... ooo, I just circle-jerked myself.
No. No more drama on DiS today please. I've just a series of really stupid things go wrong in the last two days that've put me in a shit mood. Nothing not easily fixable but arghhhhhhh please not so many at once.
Let's do this scene from Good Will Hunting:
I'll be Robin Williams, you be Matt Damon. Ok here we go
It's not your fault.
'yeah... I know that'
It's not your fault
'um... I know'
It's _not_ your fault
...erm... I KNOW!
(christ give me something to work with here)
It's not your FAULT
Ii-itss not your foltt
*quivering by this point*
'er... I know'
*stares meaningfully as if to say 'it's not your fault' while waiting for next Damon line*
DON'T FUCK WITH ME SEAN, NNNN... NOT YOU!
*pushes away erotically*
It's...not your fault.
*gulps and moves chin under beard. Touches Damon's hair with his right hand sheepishly. Thinks he might get punched*
*accepts the hair stroking as a manly gesture and embraces for a full on hug*
ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHMATTDAMONARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *starts crying like a bitch* ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH '(says some shit that I can't make out)
*lets out what seems to be a slight orgasm*
MUSIC FADES UP
CAMERA PANS OUT
*phew* I'm all acted out...
If we just reverse time now that Oscar is yours. Sterling work.
This is simultaneously the best and the stupidest thing i've ever been involved in on this forum :D
I'm not ashamed to say I cried. Stirring stuff, lads.
Me & mug_mug_mug have been planning that for weeks...
what a performance.
ALL OF SCHINDLER'S LIST
popcorn and tissues on hand!
mr cancreate actually managed to get MATTDAMON into the bit emotional AAARAGHHH bit :D
he didn't fail to deliver
but I can't stream jack shit at the moment.
see 10% of black mood above.
wanna write up the dialog for me?
we're going to act it out
I want to be a woman :(
get out bitch
that was good though right? High drama. You gotta feel it.
you are like a KNIGHT...
fuck that, i'm loving all the hate.
you hateful little scamp!
the skin on my orange...
YOU ARE A FANTASTIC PERSON
i will kill a man
fuck you Drogba
can I watch?
DON'T TELL ANYONE
on ze phoneo :)
I hope you're looking after yourself for the conception of our little baby girl by the way.
we're having a kid together???
GUTTED :( :( :(
I thought you just wanted to be an aunty not my life partner! OH MIRRI XXXXXXXXXXXXXX
im trying to make myself watch it as a replacement for reading the shitten book, but i found a site thatll let me watch crank in rl good quality
what should i do
(i will rate you on your response, and maybe provbide a list of DiSers i like)
May I please have a translation?
qu'est-ce que tu veux que je traduise?
I ahve to read wuthering heights for my exams, but i dotn wanna, so im gonna watch the dvd instead. ralph fiennesis in it. but i dont wanna watch it either(its astonishingly dull), what i wanna watch is crank.
(i will rate you on your response, and if its good ill provide a list of DiSers i like)
you got rejected, dood
I am really enjoying the EP that you got me :) Favourite DiSer of the week!
I haven't ripped it yet.
shhhhh don't tell him!
this thread is totally broken though, no?
i am sorting out my washing to the beatles. yaay
Please cheer me up!
Where's she gone?
she's gone to nuts
I'm the one millionth visitor to ninja video :-OOOOOOOOO
I've been listening to Paul Hawkins and he's cheered me up loads.
I'm considering opening a bottle of champagne now.
i'm listening to mario lanza which is making me want to spin around the room in a glam dress champagne in hand
on ice. I have pernod. I decided to buy Baileys instead of wine the other day IDIOT.