I only woke up late and he presumed everyone was in work, he's been doing quite a bit of talking to himself, which I do too but now I've been hiding out for over an hour hoping he'd go out I think he'd be so embarrassed if I went downstairs. i have also heard him in my landlord's room sounding like he was taking money from a piggy bank, I told him where the key to that room was and made him promise never to use it, and he has and what's more to nick some money which I would get the blame for as I'm the only one who apprently knows there the spare key is kept.

He's just made a cup of tea and put the radio on, he's going nowhere.

I need a wee and some food.