Truly fucking harrowing.

Right now I'm in a state of combat shock. Nothing makes any sense to me anymore and I feel let down by humanity as a whole in a way that I haven't felt since Little Miss Jocelyn first aired.

There was one scene where Horne or Corden (they're the new Ant & Dec aren't they? Can anyone honestly tell which one is which?) is in an AA meeting and the 'joke' revolves around him farting just before he's supposed to admit to being an alcoholic.....AND THAT'S IT!!!!11

In another scene Horne or Corden eats a flapjack that is offered to him as part of a supermarket promotion. Then he does an approximation of the 'Truffle Shuffle'.....AND THAT'S IT!!!!11

Then there's a bit where Horne or Corden walks runs about calling out to someone called Julie, but never quite manages to get their attention.....a bit like the 'Dan!' scene in Alan Partridge, only shit.

I wish I was dead.