There was an ABSOLUTE CORKER of a question in yesterday's Guardian Weekend relationship problems page...
"I have been with my husband for 14 years. Every day he burps loudly and frequently, often adding the word "bollocks" or "bollocks ya bastard!" for added effect. I really don't like it, but when I ask him not to do it, he just laughs at me. Any suggestions?"
Any suggestions, DiSers?