I am the poor unfortunate that has had his username hijacked.
I would like to make it clear that this was not my fault. I mistakenly left my computer at work unattended whilst still signed in and a very unfunny colleague of mine posted my password on a certain thread.
I have been unable to sign in as Hankyspanky to clear this up. So I have created a new username which I will be using from now on.
FAO. Theo. Please delete or ban my old username at your earliest convenience.
To all those that have been trolled I am sorry.
Thank you for your patience.