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whats your recent form been like? I've been shoddy of late.
I haven't gone past 70 replies since my cuddling thread... as I said not much is going on in my life ahaha :D
i need to get back on the drink
i did a shit load of 'recommend me'/'should i buy' threads but recently i've had a couple of 50+s and at least one century
Been a bit up and down.
No-one's mentioned that before.
I have become more cynical to the whole experience though but still hang around. Ew, that's how the Day Shifters are.
I'M A GREAT DISSER.
i'm glad we got it out of the way, personally.
thank me l8rz guys.
ended up in all kinds of fail
I should probably have left by now.
I think my best internet form was on livejournal in about 2004
I frown at absolutely everyone who puts the DiS with a capital S. Without exception
Did you have it in 2k4? In March 2004 I was disrespecting people with ipods and telling people to get 'off their arses' and make mix-minidiscs. My god!
2004, 2005, 2006, 2007, 2008... I haven't put anything in it this year, I don't think... idk.
The early days were great, though. I used to do a list of five great songs I had heard that day, encouraging people to reply to my entry similarly. Then I'd rip the pish out them and their wack ass tastes (Y)
People used to fight back from the pish-ripping as well! I can't find the anti Bright Eyes post that sent the LJ community mental :(
Someone complained that there wasn't enough "cunt" in it, so I heavily edited it satisfy. It filled up the whole cunt-quota for LJ!
Simpler times. Copy and paste some quality material! Here is a well insightful post about the Queen. Topical shit.
"Isn't the Queen rubbish? The Queen being rubbish is a widely accepted thing of course, but I was reminded of it when I saw her opening the Welsh Assembly on THE NEWS last week. She reads her terrible speeches straight off the sheet of paper. Now, lots of people - me included - hire writers for the bulk of our monologues, but at least we put the effort in and actually read them beforehand and learn them. This is while juggling other things like working and wondering around aimlessly.
What does the Queen have to do all day? Nothing. Not one single thing. She even has someone to brush her teeth for her. Surely she could find time in her almost nonexistent schedule between eating pre-chewed food and being too protective of swans to sit down for half an hour to learn a crappy speech.
Fix up look shaaaarp Queen. Stop being a lazy bint."
"Was it just me, or did anyone else think Princess Diana was a bit of a cunt?
I think she just gave this air of complete cuntishness.
Plus, her best friends are/were cunts, like Elton John and James Hewitt and Paul Burrell (who is a massive cunt. So cuntish is he, there are not enough uses of the word "cunt" I can have in one post to emphasise the cuntliness of him (same with that big retarded cunt Elton John. Or should I say Reg Dwight. Or just Cunt, will do.)).
Cunts seem to be shocked when I say that, because she helped cunts and now she's a dead cunt.
So? I think Bob Geldof and Bono are cunts, but no one bats an eye lid, because they're alive and men and cunts.
But because Di's a dead cunt who helped cunts*, it's shocking I call her a cunt. What's the deal with all these cunts?
(*To me, all she seemed to do was get filmed for the news, walking around areas that were supposed to have land mines in them, but were quite obviously clear. I don't know if the cunt actually did help cunts.)"
I QUESTION THE HELP SHE GAVE TO THE THIRD WORLD. INCENDIARY ATTACKS!
Hey, mugsy, we don't like the Royals, huh?
I like that 'alive and men and cunts'. Plus there's nothing to really date your post there so it is therefore timeless. Shouldn't have put that Dizzee Rascal reference in :(
i just post in glasgow threads
and about my radio show
when i should be writing essays
My peak has passed.
I'm no longer a figure of notoriety...I'm just part of the fabric.
To be young and buoyant again
very poor. ...my......'fitties on come dine with me' post is a clear indication of the sorry state of my missives lately
but i always have been, i hardly ever create threads. I could probably count the amount i have made in the last year on one hand.
generally poor, out of my depth, prone to immense cock ups, occasionally being lucky enough to just blend in with the mediocrity happening around me. But still, i keep getting picked
(Also, is it true you and Matty Taylor are an item?)
then i'd spend the rest of the match falling over, accidentally twatting my defenders and booting the ball into the back of my own net.
and don't listen to Matty.. i dumped his bitch ass ages ago
I heard that on the gayvine as well.
he just got a bit too needy for me. Shame that, he had a nice tush
I didn't have you down as a Jewess.
the term was invented to describe me
the only person i've ever heard use the word 'jewess' is my gran. It was when slagging off our girlfriends that she'd never met
finding it harder and harder to muster the venom these days. I maintain a shadow presence by offering up snide nothings here and there but it's a shallow facade. I was at my peak on this forum in 2006 or so. Is that really three years ago? I've got to get off the internet.
collecting my DiS pension
when i first joined I was a hate figure, then unsuauly popular last year with plenty of threads hitting 3 digits although a bit stupid and being on everyones I LOVE U lists, recently im sort of there but no one cares :(
see, no none notices me anymore
point proven, a very sharp point which hurt me so very much :'''(
I still consider you the excellent version of lemonbrickcombo even though apparently you and him aren't associated in any way at all except in my mind
me > you!
I like me.
Although the golden age is way over.
since the football thread got countless replies last winter. However, posted a zero replier today so not exactly on top of my game.
I'm more of a chipper-inner
i.e. a coward with no interesting topics
That's my contribution for the year.
I have no quality control and just throw any shit I can muster up against the wall.
You'll find me on the NME boards next season
killing threads, spamming, bumping my own threads that sink without a trace anyway...
cant be bothered anymore.
even my Garth Marenghi thread topped out at 30
must try harder
A solid 7 on 10.
I've barely posted for two weeks after a load of posting before that... I go through spurts. Started two threads over 250 replies but neither was particularly substantial. I give myself 6/10.
I haven't been producing so much awful shit that people laugh at, but then again I haven't been producing so much awful shit that people laugh at.
generally, been DiSing alright though. I trade mainly in bad jokes and faux-emo ellipticisms, and that's fine by me.
it'd be some form of amphibious creature muddling around for ages in the bottom of the pond commenting on my favourite music occasionally rising to the surface for air/sharing my opinions, and moaning about how much work I have to do...seriously though I have a lot of work to do.
i just commented on you liking my status on facebook!
i'm not here enough to be good at it. whatever it entails.
I feel I'm in good form.
the best that's come around.
But it took me a while to realise people take this stuff seriously.
I'm happy if a thread passes the 2 reply mark