my boss just walked into the office (there's about five of us who work in here) and said 'good news everybody, i'm taking you all out for lunch tomorrow. the company's paying!'. cue five people staring at her in silence.

i think maybe she was expecting more from us. i made an entirely involuntary noise that sounded like that noise your shoes make on a wet floor. but that was about it. none of us ever talk to each other so it'll be the most awkward thing ever.

YOUR GO.