'You're joking right, chance'd be a fine thing!'
No I keep it on the porch.
'I SAID I TOOK THE MISSUS TO LEATHERHEAD FOR THE WEEKEND'
I went to Leatherhead on Sunday.
Of course i do, she's my girlfriend!!
'Because that's where she used to go on holiday, as a child. She wanted to see how things had changed since her last visit and perhaps indulge in some nostalgic candyfloss eating and cold sea paddling.'
No, she waited for me.
"Well look, I love you too, but I have a girlfriend. As I just mentioned."
'Don't you judge me on my loose morals.'
No you come here!
No we flew, obviously.
No, I'm telling the truth!
i still dont get it
No, since you ask I was Frodo.
No, we split the bill.
Nah, they're alright really.
Yeah, it was a write off.
Ok, ok, I got a bus from Cork to Dublin, but I walked the rest.
her names abi, how many times?
No but they did indulge in watersports.
Nah, I let her take her time.
No, we're still together.
I didn't know such a product existed!
Nah, she made a full recovery and everything's fine now.
No it seems a pretty good place so far.
No, I said Romainia.
You get very confused between Hungary and Romania don't you.
No, she sunbathes in the nude.
That prat off Talksport? No way.
No we're just friends.
There is one in NI too i think. Anyway. Carry on.
Well, i thought we'd already completed the necessary greetings, can't you answer my question?
No but they did play 'Seen The Light' off that album.
I can't you fool, I'm in Macedonia.
No i wore a bib.
Yeah loads, it got annoying pretty quickly.
Yeah, she needed stiches!
Of course, I couldn't just carry on!
You would think it would have a more serious name!
No it was in Walthamstow.
Yes AND a real dog on stage, it was pure magic!
and with that joke ......
You should have seen the post.
No, I wouldn't go that far...
Yes I bloody did.
Of course we did.
No, it was actually the rudder
No, not bad at all, actually...
No, actually they were attached with glue...
I certainly hope not.
No, I'm a tenor.
Yeah I got a pretty good look.
Nah, she wouldn't let me go that far.
Papua New Guinea?
No, it was for me.
Isle of Man?
Jesus Christ, not you too!
No you bloody won't, she's mine!
A bit, but he mostly covered stuff from Thriller onwards.
the other week.