I thought I'd trumped everyone last night when I managed to drop in to conversation, in context, the following pearler -

"Yeah? I know every word to Candle In The Wind, doesn't make me Elton John, does it?"

Courtesy of something I saw on telly the other day that someone will no doubt remind me of in a moment.

However, I was stumped when a friend of mine followed up later on with "Yeah? And you can put your boots in the oven, doesn't make them biscuits."

Top banter right there.

More conversation stoppers, please