Today I found out that I will be surplus to requirements as of June 30 so failing to find a job in the time you can see me looking glamourous in the dole queue in Barnet.

I'm quite furious, and basically don't want to do any more work at all now.On the bright side I got 2 free tickets for the Barnet game today but this has provided only fleeting relief.

Please provide ways for me to entertain myself for the next 10 weeks that give the illusion of productivity without actually doing anything.

GO!! ! ! (awaits zero replies)