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nothing more sexy than a minty fresh earhole
Then I feel a little air pocket form on my left hand side near my ear and it gets on my nerves for ages. I wish I never puffed my cheeks up.
I got Olbas oil in my ear. Don't do it. It's not good.
and my mum boiled up oil and poured it in my ear, i heard a pop and couldnt hear for years. one year chatting to a mate it popped again and i could hear everything. You are supposed to use slightly warmed oil!!!!!!!!!!!
my mother also once put the hamster in the hotpress and gave it a tablespoon of whiskey because she thought it was cold. It died. Happy, but it still died.
*no she has never been in a mental home and she is perfectly normal*
she once killed 2 goldfish with cold water, accidentally, and then I watched as she gave one cardiac massage until it "breathed" again. It then lived on for about 3 years.
fish story -
a mate of mine (the guy ive said about on here that had no asshole, which is true) had a goldfish which used to lay upside down for hours and hours as if it were dead, until you tapped the bowl and it would swim about again. This went on for years, dunno if its still alive or not.
I have another "my mum" story. She saves water, by emptying her hot water bottle back into the kettle, and boiling it again. I found this out via some very odd tasting cups of tea.
its part of my surreal life