reports today suggest that Adriano may have been kidnapped whilst away on international duty...he cannot be contacted and missed his flight to Italy. Both Dunga and The Special One fear for his safety. A special game of PES6 is to be played in the hope of his swift, safe return.

In proper football, United pull victory from the jaws of defeat thanks to a C.Ronaldo brace and a lovely finish by Macheda. Jo has decided he likes scoring for the toffees and is showing the class which got him his Brazil caps. Brom and Boro look down, the mighty Wanderers look to push for a top half finish.

POST. YR. SHIT. BELOW.