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What improbable things did YOU hear this weekend?
From the young doc in A&E just as she was sewing my face up on Friday night.
So I was playing football last, went in for a 50/50 challenge with my head. Unfortunately, my mate went in with his leg. I got the ball but also caught my cheek bone on the side of his knee. Instant blood, massive swelling, and cheekbone split open. Five stiches and a world class black eye to go with my 2.5 hours in A&E last night.
I actually thought they used the glue stuff on faces to prevent scars these days.
Anyway, PAIN is clearly present.
It was quite a wide gash so I don't think glue would've done it.
:Elferly gin-addled sot in the Bricklayer's Arms
I like 'elferly' though
I thought he said old fashioned?! I got well confused.
that's even worse
I don't know any more
BET you have, mate...
when asking for the price of a double and mix in london.
I was pretty surprised to hear that a friend has German Measles. Who the hell gets German Measles?
the slightly less baffling of the two, but only just.
At the London Irish game on Saturday the man dressed in teddy bear suit for the NSPCC sat on the sidelines talking to some girl, flapping his arms all over the place. It was full on surreal