So I quit my job t'other day and have only a week left. Long story short one too many straws broke this camel's back. It was a spur-of-the-moment type thing.
The problem is I have no other job to go to. I can't withdraw my notice because a) the manager wants me gone, and b) I'll look an even bigger dick if I cave in and rescind it.
I'll be fucked if I'm going on the dole as I did it once and it was horrible, and I can't get anything anyway (as I left my job of my own accord). But, I'll be double-fucked if I stay where I am.
So the question is: Is it possible to find a permanent full time job within seven days? How would one go about it? Bear in mind my CV is not particularly impressive.