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'A person with a fascination about rabbits. Has a tendency to rabbit on all the time about rabbits. Likes visiting people in their homes and talking about rabbits, and himself. Drinks lots of their red wine and talks about rabbits.
Just rabbits, oh, and watership down.
"Let's get weddle. He'll talk about rabbits!" '
RABBITS OH MY GOD.
your surname sounds like widdle.
I'll stop taking the piss now.
Man, I'm good.
before I discovered hotchickswithdouchebags.com, it was the best site on the net.
7. benjamin 58 up, 228 down love ithate it
a kid who wears oversized headphones, has an antisocial love of music and an understated campness
"To have the most amazing man boobs ever, and be amazing in bed."
"In some areas of the UK to benjamin something is to make love with it. A benjamin with 3 or more people is called 'A Big Bad Benjamin.'"
Mine is pretty explicit
Bloomfield:the act of blowing a load with furious force into a girl's bush and then scraping the load, such as tilling a field, with your teeth out of her bush.
so i searched for my first name instead
night prowling, peeping tom, predatory male, usually with a mop style haircut. disgusting.
I've been threatened with 'discipline' at work
THEY WON'T TAKE MY MOP
Nothing's coming up.
I did, however, get this
A lazy scumbag who contributes nothing by pretending to be ill.
does whoever wrote this know my family?
A Bolton is a predatory male, usually found on the east coast of Australia, but originating in the north of England. Boltons use charm and wit to lure unsuspecting females into their lairs before turning on them and discarding them with a combination of passive-aggressive techniques and the element of surprise. Sadly for most, a Bolton is generally not discovered until its too late...
and entirely accurate.
& I don't like the definition of the variation of my surname that they actually have. "see: Flyford Flavel"
Apparently most of the similars were created by some dude with my surname or whatever...
First name came up with puppies. I have never heard a puppy called an Ainslee.
For sale at adult novelty stores or online; a life-like fake penis with testicles used to "pack" into the underwear of females or the penis-less who want to give the impression of having a penis. Female to male transitionals, butch lesbians or guys just wanting to seem like they have a bigger penis can use them.
this top one esspecialy:
BALF 3 up, 1 down love ithate it
Barely A Life Form - to suggest that someone is useless
WOW that dude is so useless, he's a BALF
1. Someone with a lot of wealth, or their family is very wealthy. Can also be used in a derogatory way which usually means, spoiled rich brat who has daddy get them whatever they want.
"Fiepos dad just bought him a new car," said Eolanda
"I know, Fiepo is such a fucking richer," said Sharloraid
2. a black person that eats at Bennigan's, makes their server run around all over the place, and then doesn't tip, because well, they are niggers.
Those fucking richers. Not only did they stiff me, but they smelled like my nuts, and I haven't showered in days
'A verb, which means to masturbate violently to a video game while playing said video game.
Dude, Garrett is sloaning to WoW. '
1. alcock 15 up, 4 down love ithate it
A talentless loser with no sense of humour and no friends (Alcock)
jim: Did you see that loser yesterday, trying to play the drums?
Gaz: Yeh what a stupid alcock
hey everyone! come see my slightly sloppy noisy twee band this afternoon at rota! i'll be the one playing drums.
A young man who is extremely charming. One to be completely in love with. Very funny, but also capable of deep conversations. A wonderful "catch."
1. mark 1522 up, 539 down
noun. A person identified as an easy target, or "sucker". A mark is always the short end of a joke or scam, and is never let in on whats going on.
2. Mark 552 up, 415 down
the most sexy, erotic, flirtatious, hot stuff, bootylicious 4 letter word you'll ever see.
3.mark 124 up, 83 down
no words to decribe him, other than "a walking god!" he is the reason you live. the sooner you accept that, the better. he may not be interested in you, yet, but wait...
4. Mark 139 up, 101 down
A name given to the coolest, funniest, most popular, and most enjoyable Males in the world.
5. Mark 40 up, 66 down
A douche bag who could care less about anyone but himself.
Loves to lie to girl's faces and fuck them for his own pleasure. Never trust a mark, all they do is mess with your head and feelings.
swords 38 up, 5 down
Don't fuckin' touch swords!
Swords'll cut your fuckin' hands off!
Swords 27 up, 11 down
1. The act of swordplay with two or more penises; a cockduel.
2. The crossing of urine streams in a fractious manner.
Hey I'm bored; you up for swords?
That's the coolest surname after 'Wolfslayer'
Plays world of warcraft. The best paladin in the world. Is from Emeriss. Makes videos on youtube and on his site giving tips to noobs around the world. HE IS THE 1337 KING!!!111ONEONEONEELEVEN11!!!
Nub: omfgorz athene give me some tips!
Athene: GTFO nub!
A cute chatholic girl that i'm in love with, but can't have
I'll try to get Athene to love me one day
i didn't get that it was surnames
A man with a very large penis, usually above 6 inches.
- This is pretty damn accurate..
a person who uses the services of a prostitute
A toilet, outhouse, etc. Referred to in the movie Robin Hood Men in Tights, in which they were named after the awful king, Prince John.
The act of placing the head of ones penis inside the foreskin of another's penis.
The delicious act of two men rubbing the heads of their dicks together, with one of the men's foreskin being stretched over the head of his partner's dick. Add a little leakage (precum) from one (or both of their dicks), mutual excitement, rubbing, grinding, heavy breathing and the result is a mind-blowing orgasm for both men.
1.The event in which a woman/man is sucking a penis, and the receiver of the oral steps back, turns around, and farts directly in his/her face.
2. A man, asexual or homosexual, who can safely escort a woman, married or otherwise, to a social event, without hint of suspicion or relationship beyond friendship. A safe male companion.
3. a term used to refer to zombies by those living in a zombie infested world.
adj. 1.one whose sole action in life is to irritate/bother/annoy/piss off/send others into a homicidal frenzy. Has the power to annoy inanimate objects.
2.derogatory term for an extremely effeminate male, especially one working in Computing Services.
a strange rapist or petafile that seems to oggle children.
"Spenser, I saw this gilbert at the elementary school playground with a pair of binoculars."
I'm a petafile, and i like to oggle.
anyway the nearest to any definition I got was 'dogfaced'
extremely harsh looking.Worryingly ugly, even for close family members and friends.
oh my god, look at that dogfaced baby.
a male that has a huge penis and a six pack and is a ladies man but can be cocky at time but isnt a player.
The shit; badass; one of the straightest men alive.
which river have i fallen into?
robinson 38 up, 39 down love ithate it
the act of jamming ones thumb into one's own eye.
I pulled a robinson when I dove head-first down a slide into the lake. Man, I'm dumb.
"An Unstoppable man who kills anyone in his way he is awesome
You just got Joseph'd "
English loser, who hopes to seek new life in America. do not talk to these people they will instantly make you want to throw up with their un sanitary gayness.
To deficate on ones sexual partner and smear it all over his/her stomache with your own testicles while jerking off and singing a song from a classic Disney song.
Dude I heard Casey gave his boyfriend the Stanley last night! Isn't that gross?
so I searched my first name
i get "to be the best at every possible thing. including sex" and "to get drunk, consume rather large amounts of alcohol."
one of those definitions is staggeringly apt!
surname :has an abnormally large penis usually ranging to 7.5 inches to 8
first name: guy who acts shy but actually has a big penis
I'm not stubborn though
'Keep away from kirstys they might give you small boob disease and make you gag with one look.'
ahah yeah - PROBLY
1.) n. Man who makes less than his spouse.
2.) n. Man who is outshined by his spouse's accomplishments.
"You better ask for a raise, you don't want to be a steadman."