1. Any DiSers in Scarborough/area? No? Whatevz. If there are any, want to be my friend? I have until next Sunday here in a big house with nobody else here. Apart from foreign students. But they're invisible. And I don't have my cats. It's lonely. I have a good selection of tv channels / anime / westerns / wines / kelly clarkson songs? F1? Football? Grand National? No? Whatever, I hate you all, anyhow. Yeah, that totally is convincing. Shut up.
2. Foreign students are weird. I think one tried to kiss me in greeting. I couldn't work out what he was doing though, so I just smiled strangely and looked bemused. Oops. I'm so unEurpoean. The little ones are cute though. Bless. Anyhow, what are you supposed to do with them? Anyone been a foreign student? Do I just leave them to it, or try and engage them in stuff. I'm scared of talking to them, cause I mumble, and I'm bad at understanding English people, so...
3. They cooked the meals already. And froze them. And I have to eat them because I can't very well give the students different stuff to what I eat. Oh my God I'm going to die.
4. Anyone want a holiday to Scarborough then? The house is huge and really nice, and it has one of those ridiculous TVs - I've never seen anything like it. On the other hand I'm an exact replica of every annoying, obsessive, socially awkward, fat, friendless, fanfic-writing fangirl..fffffffff.....(they weren't deliberate, I swear), but at least you'd get to feel cool, or something, right? Urgh, I sound desperate. Ick. You could just bring me a cat. Cats are better than you anyhow. Could I be any more unconvincing. Shut up, Lucy.