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i'm slightly dubious.
i don't like him anymore, but i live in a small town and see him around quite a lot. it makes me feel a bit sad and lonely.
Commit to the Lord whatever you do, and your plans will succeed.
Was that written by Captain Obvious?
I'm probably not the best person to ask, but last time I checked I was male and that is utter turd. It just sterotypes all the regular male feelings, I don't need to feel important and powerful ffs.
i want an english rose or a french fancy...a strong minded mother figure to laugh at my jokes but tell me i'm an idiot most of the time....................which is number 6 on the list..... msn you've done it again....another social rubik's cube slots into place
*throws door open, knocking out man standing behind it*
HI! Guess what STD I've just found out I've got? I'M NOT TELLING! MWAHAHAHA
*strokes nipples, blows kiss to man, storms out*
Actually thinking about it...
if you want a guy, pick one you can get and just ask him out. If you in his league he will go for it. Generally speaking we are not a fussy as girls with respect to first steps. Its only the commitment we stuggle with.
1. Have an interest or passion (women (or anyone) who say 'I just listen to anything really', 'I don't read much' and 'hobbies? Well just going out with my mates really' are crushingly dull and unattractive (no matter how hot they may look)
2. Be good at / enjoy stupid, pointless banter about nothing. Sitting in a cafe 'people watching' and making up ludicrous stories about the people outside is a massive plus.
3. Enjoy being intimate but respect personal space sometimes when required.
a) Be attractive
b) Be naked
c) Be desperate.
Go with any of these options and I guarantee success...
Does anyone know what the returns policy is on defective genes? Can I get an exchange, maybe store credit?