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butt plugs are actually for?
I don't. Well I do, but I don't see the point
carmelknows (5 months ago)
Gervais is so right - Pilkington is one of the funniest people alive! Best part is - he doesn't realise he is - this is him being him!
Who else is he going to be? Bellend.
If you stick them onto a speaker they help sort out any problems with the bass, it evens out any fuzz
some people like having things up their bum
before her I never thought that any women actually enjoyed anal sex, but this girl literally denied access to her pussy and demanded it in the butt. She always had something up her bum.
I was never really that bothered about fucking a girl in the butt, but this girl proved it to be pretty darn good.
So yeah fuckin beautiful. Well just okay really...
that LOVE it in the shitter
the last above average girl that i plunged in the bum shat EVERYWHERE..
well I wasn't gonna say it, but the last time I plunged her in the bum, she must have had a real bad tummy. When I pulled out a spurt of liquid shit, shot across my stomach and the hostel bed and floor. Disgusting I know, I've not been so hasty to plunge any more girls butts.
so what happened next? how did she react to that? she sounds mental, i bet she wasn't at all embarrassed..
She was a classy chick for sure. Moments earlier (before the poo on my willy) I was stood on the balcony thing by the window, on show to the world, getting a blow job off her while inhaling a balloon of nitrous oxide. I'm usually more classy than this I swear.
Well luckily I had a private room at the hostel on this occassion so wasn't as bad as could have been, she was a bit embarrassed but not too much, I knew her inside and out after all!! haha! I got a shower first and then late her wash the shame away.
the blowjob/balloon inhaling scene i have pictured in my head is just perfect..
so was that the end of this beautiful relationship? or was there more anal pummeling to come?
I left this girl in Auckland, she keeps in contact, last contact said she's coming to Manchester to visit me soon. Either her ass is yearning or she got a little poop baby with my name on it.
they make the inside of the woman feel more "snug" for the man and the mans willy feels bigger for the woman.
the same program also prompted me to measure myself for the first time ever.
they were trying to teach young people about proper sex and stuff as opposed to what they would see in porn.