someone on here called someone a chimp a while ago and i guess it kinda stuck with me.
some fucking goon was standing in front of the ticket barriers, joking with his invicta bag-wearing friends who had already gone through and hovering his oyster over the sensor without bleeping in.
I waited liek 5 seconds
then said "As soon as you like you fucking chimp"
think I might have still been a bit drunk.