with a metrosexual?

I remember the fad was supposed to be everywhere about three or four years ago and I only recently realized that during that time I never had a single confirmed sighting of a pseudo-gay. It's not that I'm particularly desperate to encounter an uber-queer, it's just that I feel like I missed a titanic upheaval in the social and cultural fabric of society.

Was anyone on here friends with a metrosexual? What sort of things did it say? Is it true that they aren't all that effeminate at a basic genetic level? Perhaps someone on here was a metrosexual and you'd like to talk about it. Is polyester still "in"?

Let us share our collective wisdom.