This will no doubt sink like a trace, but, but! Lower football = damned expensive.

The Arsenal are oop north on Easter weekend and having blown the "going up north for football" budget on Newcastle v Arsenal last week I was considering Brentford vs Exeter as my mate is an Exeter fan.

But, £18?! Eighteen pounds? Do me a favour. I've watched premiership games for less.

I am genuinely interested into how they justify charging so much? For a larf? Or becuase not enough people turn up so they have to charge that much to stay afloat? Reasons people.