1) i nearly burnt my house down earlier. i put some burgers under the grill and left them for ten minutes. returned to find the grill on fire and smoke bellowing everywhere. i fucking shat myself. i woke my dad up and he sorted it out. good man (Y). i actually thought this place was going to burn to a crisp. turns out it was only my burgers that got that treatment. hmm.
2) it is snowing. fucking hell.