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a day well spent
not cool in my book.
they told me they were guntrip
and now omegle is rife with impersonators.. that person i told was Brusma i believe. he had mutual feelings.. her elbow is sexy.
and then i feel bad for only quoting simpsons at them
was he 17 and into metal?
Hello! Listening to New Order atm.
Why the assumption I'm a guy though?
i am baking you a cake.
they hate me :-(.
talking to a swede now tho.
the oxford guy?
sorry you lost you fin friend.
that's me! maybe
loud guitars, and dubstep?
you must have had an endless stream of annoying american kids at those hours?
LISA NEEDS BRACES
conversations with a guy from /b/ about how we're just the average /b/tard.
he's complaining about how /b/ just isn't funny anymore
i'm going 'mhhm'
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: what music you into
You: lots of stuff
Stranger: listening to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1kcY_mi2h0&feature=related
Stranger: most things though
You: i'm listening to Sigur ROs
You: Milano to be exact
Stranger: saw them at ally pally
You: ally pally?
Stranger: alexandra palace london
Stranger: where you from
You: you're from DiS aren't you
You: i'm from Scotland
Stranger: yes, your rather astute
Stranger: who gets to post this convo then
You: crack on
Stranger: I would say me as I had first contact
You: you win
You: say something contraversial before you post it
Stranger: yeah your right
Stranger: like what, any ideas
Stranger: I'm not that controversial to be honest
You: poor show
Stranger: maybe you should
Stranger: listen I don't want to look like I'm passing the buck
Stranger: if you do the controversial then you can post it
You: if you can guess which DiSer i am then i'll do it
Stranger: are you a big name on the boards
Stranger: give me some clues here, over 1000 posts
You: hmmm, i have a fair amount of posts
Stranger: more than a 1000
Stranger: we're not talking 100000
You: no one has 100000
Stranger: wait that's not tenthousand
Stranger: plus brainlove probably has
Stranger: Iare you proper old school dis
You: or gunty
You: 100000 about his shoes
Stranger: have you actual meet people of the board
You: i haz not
Stranger: well that's something
You: it is!
Stranger: this is as close as I've ever got to another board person
Stranger: bit weird
Stranger: no offense
You: none taken
You: in fairness, we're not that close
Stranger: I don't even know many
You: i'm Scottish you numpty
You: i'm like up here <<<<<<<<<<
You: and you're away down here <<<<<
You: on a map of course
Stranger: yeah but i mean verbally
Stranger: this is a pretty continuous conversaion
You: look, it's still going!
Stranger: I know
Stranger: anyway back to the task at hand
You: so i'm guessing you're from London yes?
Stranger: yout scottish
You: i am Scottish
Stranger: ok narrows it down
You: there's only a few of us!
Stranger: are you online on dis know
You: well, a few thousand probably
You: i am
You: logged in but not posting
Stranger: this isn't gonna be easy
You: * jessicatronix
You: i'm one of those
Stranger: in fact I'd go as far to say impossible, your scottish, like sigor ros (as is a prerequisite for posting on dis) and that's it
You: i have a penis too
You: if that helps
Stranger: wishpig, guntrip, -gen-,sophiacherryx,wrighylew, I know them so well, but none of them at all
Stranger: it don't
Stranger: arn't virtually all dissers men, beside a few offcourse
You: i'm none of them
Stranger: i see
You: i know what you mean about knowing them
Stranger: its abit weird you spend so much time chatting and spousing your opinion with them but you'll never actually see them
You: i (unfortuneately) know intimate things about GS3 that i reallu would rather not know
You: ie dildo bum interface
Stranger: i am sorry
Stranger: listen I give up
Stranger: but post this up, I think they deserve to see it
Stranger: those people we'll never meet
Stranger: they'' enjoy it
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: Dare I say, lulz.
You: ho is razorlit?
Stranger: Dunno, sounds like some newfag though.
You: ermm yeah pretty close
Stranger: asl ?
You: My little brother just discovered Rock & Roll
Stranger: Nice :d
You: Honeypie, I don't know when it started
You: There's a noise in his head, and he's out of control
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: I have candy
You: oh nice, I like candy
You: will you molest me?
Stranger: silly boy of course not
Stranger: step inside my van
You: mother said I shouldnt talk to strangers
Stranger: your the stranger
Stranger: im your
You: a stranger is just a friend you havent met
You: or a paedophile
Stranger: now get in the fucking van or this shit will go down here
You: ok mister
Stranger: where do you want to go
You: disney land pls
Stranger: ok get in the back and close the metal lock
Stranger: on the cage
You: why do I need to be in a cage?
You: there's no candy in this cage
Stranger: for saftey
You: oh right
You: I wouldnt want to knock my head
Stranger: as soon as you close the lock candy will come from the roof
You: I closed it but I dont see any candy mister
Stranger: ok look at the hole in the side a funny shapped lolli pop will come though in just a sec
Stranger: it will be weird tasteing at first
Stranger: but you have to get to the middle
Stranger: then the best flavor in the world will come out
Stranger: booooooooooooom head shot
You: WHATS THIS
Stranger: get the fuck out of my van
Stranger: this has gone too far
You: but I like your van
Stranger: ok get back in
Stranger: you drive
Stranger: im tired
You: I bet you are
You: I cant drive
You: so fist me instead pls
Stranger: you dont even want candy
Stranger: epic win
You: just fisting thanks
two things to report:
1) Dash and blast is a girl!
2) She is very nice.
i scared her off :p
Stranger: YOU TAKE YOUR CAR TO WORK
You: i do actually
Stranger: I'LL TAKE MY BOARD
Stranger: AND WHEN YOU'RE OUT OF FUEL
You: i'll go to the petrol station
Stranger: I'M STILL AFLOAT
Stranger: but i'm still afloat
Stranger: you don't have any more fuel
You: the petrol station does
Stranger: i'm at an advantage
Stranger: in my travel
Stranger: but that isn't part of the song
Stranger: i suppose it's implied that you just pull up against a curb
Stranger: and weep
Stranger: while i surf
You: yeah but the car's got a dial in to tell you when you're about to run out of fuel
there was more. the person wouldn't tell me who they were. who was it??
it was me
we talked about sushi and ice cream vans
then you 'asploded' me :(
i didn't asplode you, it asploded itself
but I haven't had a single COMING! yet.
hope i meet you soon!
omegle is heroin.
and now I've lost them. BOO. :(
by any chance?
we were discussing how he'd helped out some girls who were getting abuse at a bar. He was American, and an aspiring sports comedian. :(
i was having a delightful conversation with a young lady about Kenan and Kel and Are You Afraid of the Dark?
Then it asploded, bad times!
LOL, it's like being 15 again.
every time one gets going its too tempting to completely undermine the whole thing with westwood quotes
Stranger: sup s-dawg
You: ah yes, because my name is 'stranger'
You: i see, i see
Stranger: i give you a round of applause
Stranger: as i am impressed with you intellect
You: my brain is the size of 4 monkey brains
You: working together are maximum speed
Stranger: really? thats the size of each of my testicles
Stranger: i have to carry them around in a fishing net
You: you must get backache
Stranger: i wish i had 4 monkey brains:(
You: this is what we do:
You: kill four monkeys
You: steal their brains
Stranger: what if i killed 5 monkey?
Stranger: would that make me even more smarter
You: you would have a spare brain
You: you could play football with it.
Stranger: or 4 monkeys and a dolphin?
You: more than four and your head explodes.
Stranger: but what if i wear the 4th one like an afro
Stranger: outside my head
You: you'd look like mojojojo
You: off the powerful girls.
Stranger: bad mamajama
Stranger: but i would wear them down with my superior intellect and my massive monkey brain sized balls
You: your balls would balance out the heaviness of the brain
You: you could walk upright
Stranger: yes, thats the plan
You: and you would get all of the ladies
You: ladies love huge balls
Stranger: a bit like that calvin klein who gets all the girls
You: he likes black girls.
Stranger: he likes white girls
You: and asian girls etc. ect. and those carrying a itty bitty weight girls
Stranger: i heard he also likes big grizzly men
You: beastiality yo
Stranger: fo sure dawg
Stranger: thats what we do with the dead monkeys
Stranger: have animal sex, then fill up there heads with sperms
Stranger: then attach wires to their arms and legs and have them walk around like a pupper
You: oh yes
You: that is what i like
Stranger: i think we have some common ground to create our sperm monkey puppet arm
You: you provide the sperm, and i'll prvide the string for the puppet, yeah?
Stranger: and well both provide the dead monkeys?
Stranger: i tihnk i need to empty my monkey head sized balls, so i can fill 4 in a day or so
Stranger: altho, we should also have some mroe animals, like that alex the meerkat, he seams like a smart fellow
You: i have a zoo. i can provide ALIVE monkeys. and an ax.
You: he compares meerkats.
You: dot com.
Stranger: yeah but think of all the meerkats he has around the world, there like super spies just blending into the surroundings like james pond or boy george
You: james pond. mi5 have spies EVERYWHERE.
Stranger: ive noticed
Stranger: this one time
Stranger: at band camp
You: i think i'd notice if there were loadsa meerkats about
Stranger: there was a tuba following me around
Stranger: would you though? there like ninjas
Stranger: if they notice meerkats, they notice monkey sperm puppet armys
You: they will not
You: not if we dress our monkeys up like little boys
You: in sailor outfits
Stranger: yes, i like where this is going
Stranger: they can be disguised to fit, and be te same as that admiral baby from the simpsons
You: nobody would believe an adorbale little hairy boy in a sailor suit was part of the biggest zombiesperm monkey army ever
You: you have the right idea, my son
Stranger: why thankyou, now fly father and gather the string, i will start to power my testicles up
Stranger: awooooga fine sir
You: lovely speaking to you mr stranger ;)
You: fare thee well
Stranger: and you too s-dawg 8-)
IT"S OMEGLE TIME