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Please can I have some HORRIBLE jokes?
apparently he choked on his own vimto.
oh you mean *sick*.
Natasha Richardson is still a MILF.
that jade goody WAS a milf.
god, you're right, that IS a sick joke.
One man walked on the moon, and the other fucks small children.
If you were forced to have it as a kid, you'll hate it as an adult.
After Michael Jackson’s wife had her baby, Michael asked her how long it would be before he could have sex.
She replied "For fucks sakes, let the little bastard start walking first !!!!!"
this made me lol
My sexy secretary bent over at the office today, so I pulled down her panties and tried to start fingering her, but she screamed and ran away.
I was very confused and pondered the situation for a long time.
I've come to the conlusion that real life must be different to porn movies.
Statistically... 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.