I noticed this morning that a small area of skin on the top of my foot was really sore when pressed (like a bruise, basically).

I noticed this afternoon though that this area of skin has turned like, mauvey-browny-grey (aside: I thought this colour might be called "tawny", so I google imaged it and I saw lots of really horrible things. LOOK AT HER BOOBS http://www.uglybreastimplants.com/images/tawny_little.jpg ), with a bright pink patch in the middle and, GET THIS, a lump under my skin that I can move about.

Anyway, it's totally gross but I don't rly want to go to see a doctor in case he's just like "Lady, it's a pimple" or something.

Um, yeah.

Share your medical queries below/reassure me/tell me I'm dying.

Also, a good song about the internet telling you you're dying:
www.myspace.com/jamonbreadyay