"What were you doing punching the corner flag? You're a crazy man, a crazy man," - Fabio Capello talking to Wayne Rooney about his recent red card against Fulham. Give him hell, caps.
In other news, Chesterfield beat high-flyers Rochdale 3-0 in League 2 which makes the race for promotion almost as tight as the race for Premier League survival.
UEFA are swift to react by charging Macedonian side FK Proeba for match fixing, merely 5 years after the proposed fix occurred.
Dave Whelan forsees a Premiership club going bust in the next few years, due to the spiralling debt.
Sourpuss follows up his scorning of England for calling up Ledley King by writing in his column in The Sun that owd Ledley should play in the World Cup. A competition which would obviously see King playing 2 games a week. Come on, 'Arry, buck your ideas up.
Not a lot else on to be honest, except a couple of Ladies' games tonight.