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already hate the American girl, and that guy has such a bad beard.
JUDGE, COMMENT, GO!
If you google Apprentice on "google news" you can already find an interview with the first person to be fired. I now know who it is. That kills the tension somewhat.
Don't use google at this moment FFS.
riddiculous set of people already.... i'm hooked.
omg the teacher. kill.
Anita and the teacher guy are the front runners so far. I hope a likeable character makes themselves known soon.
so many of these cunts are disgustingly arrogant, but i always end up finding at least half of the women attractive.
am i a sado-masochist?
they never can to me
made me lol when he said he was posh. Probably chewing the remnants of a Carrs pasty.
the asians ones are always incredible.
what a hero
the name of the team really isn't that important.
and not on the men
you're not wearing a sodding hat your fake tan splattered twunt with a footballers haircut!
how many of these people remind you of estate agents and mobile phone sales people?
women and decision making, horrible combination.
lol@putting your gender back fifty years YOU SLAG
but it made for lulz, so whatever.
You don't know who the fuck you're working with, you've got no sense of the strengths and weaknesses of other people and you're putting yourself in the firing line if it all goes wrong... It makes so much more sense to wait a couple of days before project managing so you know what you're dealing with...
it's the easiest way for the idiots to rise to the top.
He seems confident without being a prick.
What are the rest of them like?
The women are annoying me already...
Well do 3 cars for £300
well my supplier does it for £60
shoeshining isn't such a bad idea. Low costs (polish, rags), easy job. Easy to make a modest profit.
Car cleaning, especially inside...pretty high risk. High profit return though if done right.
They seem to put themselves in appalling pigeonholes all the time. It's really depressing.
but i'm glad we've got a couple of fitties......blondie....ginger....the other one with the killer legs.....good group
some interesting side of the mouth talking going on there..
are the ting tings that hard up that she needed to loose her fringe and go on this?
still would like..
having a gripe at howard.
I like him, early favourite.
been too amazed to keep track of names.
estate agent, clearly the less-educated working class lad that everyone likes just like that guy last year that i can't remember the name of.
it will make you look like a good leader and also you will look like a salt of the earth type that siralan will like
who is the prize robo-bitch i should hate?
who is the plucky one who i should like even though they're a bit shit?
no one else to really blame from what we saw, so everyone else can just shut up and let the manager take the fall.
or do two of the blokes have freakishly blue eyes?
creamy, like a cat cataract
how to ruin a team in 30 seconds. Car crash tv, love it.
Boys deserved that, a mix of low risk and high risk operations, whereas the girls just saw the 200quid and spent it all. Sickness.
team b: for the lads
Whheeeeeeeeeeyyy LADS LADS LADS LADS
you'd almost expect them to be chanting GET YER TITS OOT when the lasses got in
On the one hand you'd think they'd wanna film ASAP but on the other hand I guess it has to fit round Sir Alan's availability. Unless he makes himself free for a block of three weeks or so...
definitely looks the weakest, she'll get brow-beaten.
he better not fire the american women, she's beginning to grow on me.
HOW MONOTONE IS YOUR VOICE?
If she doesn't go, I will be amazed.
she sounds like she is crying, or she's angry.
Anita (asian one) is doing her damnest to go out as well though. Debra is far too arrogant, you don't laugh in the boardroom.
that is a horrible voice
"yeah but, our main problem was, and i'll admit as project manager, was that we wasted time and then when i'd finished realising how much time we'd wasted i had to make quick decisions"
she is a complete wreck.
it's such a dull, weird voice
I couldn't see past Mona for all her whining. Great call.
IT'S CLEANING CARS. CLEAN. CARS.
YOU CLEAN. I'LL FIND CARS. THERE'S YOUR DELEGATION.
you'd fail on the apprentice.
All she has to do is not talk and one of the other two'll fire themselves.
i'd hire her
she's such a fucking smug twat. She lacks half the intelligence she think she has and will be one of those who just sits at the boardroom table rolling her eyes and pulling faces.
I'm putting my eggs in the dreamy blue eyed male project managers baskets. He's my favourite thus far.
and should therefore go.
At the end of the day. At the end of the day. AT THEE END OF THA DAAAY!!! ALLAAAAN!!!! AT THE END OF THE DAY!!!
O HAI MISTER SUGAR? Can I haz a Amstrad?
if she just calmed down she could properly own the others. ARGH.
GET FUCKING RID OF DEBRA.
I can't fucking stand her
The other two seemed vaguely intelligent, but she was just dense.
that's a given
well they all were really.
"You lot are going to be easier to play than a set of bongo drums!"
before i pulled out a 9mm and blew all of their business-addled brains out in their sleep.
...i fancy the blonde one.
she seems relatively *good*, as a person, like something that feels. not a shit-spewing robo-cunt.
i noticed that from the off.
was I right in assuming that he wasn't going to fire the good-looking one?
I reckon it was dragging Sir Alan down
My favourites are the bearded one and the one from somewhere north-eastern. Philip I think - what a guy.
My dads face when they were all saying NOOOOOOO at the cocktail making was priceless, he wanted to be there with the lads so so much.
i'd quite like to bed yasmina.
she does nothing for me. She has a pretty shit face and only gets aways with it because the blonde hair distracts you from it.
and a great rack, i noticed that from the off
...but i'm just popping in to point out that, the bird who got fired, Anita was it? It looked like somebody had taken her mouth off and stuck it back on upside down.
I mean, just look at it!
but Im trying not to hold it against her
...it's taken me what? 15 minutes put it back to normal??
Imagine what the BBC must've done with all of their money and technology to get it like that in the first place!
The mind boggles
probably a bit harsh
Bizarrely, i see what you mean!
Washing cars with the doors open! :D
Too early to pick a favourite at the mo, also it needed more Nick and Margaret rolling their eyes and tutting.
she may not be the apprentice but she's always got love back in mcdonaldland