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Scrummy monkey

Le-Roy [Edit] [Delete] 0 replies 16:09, 25 March '09

Funny email exchange this afternoon. You need to know going in that it was discovered last night that housemate 1's girlfriend has the above truly horrific nickname for him...

Housemate 1: (in response to being sent link to a website) You’re the one looking at sights like this.

Housemate 2: Learn to spell mate.

Me: I have such sites to show you....

Housemate 1: Site!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Housemate 2: Shite more like, you scrummy monkey.

Housemate 1: Pricks!

Housemate 2: Not very nice, but well done on working your way through evolution over the last few hours.

Housemate 1: Why cant you just leave me alone!

Housemate 2: Spoken just like Michael Jackson you nonce.

Me: He had a scrummy monkey as well didn't he?

Housemate 2: He did actually.

Housemate 1: Right you little cunt *****, im gonna rip off your head and shit down your throat if you continue to talk in this way!

Housemate 2: Haven't said a word mate. You must be confusing writing and talking again.

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