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what was the best thing you read today?
"ere m8 i aint bothered dat she was 14 al im sayin is stand well bk wen u bust in d pipe cos d fing wil gush lyk fuk!!"
^^^That was a message that a facebook 'friend' sent another.
Remarkably, no-one seems to have noticed it but me.
The man in question is 22.
I am proud of you for associating with such fine individuals.
good work for associating with these fine personages.
you have done well associating with those smart people.
by associating with these fine individuals, you are really spoiling us.
I think more of you as a man due to your association with these types.
i'm like, high-fiving you for hanging with those gnarly dudes dude.
a great adventure is waiting for you ahead
hurry onward Lemmiwinks or you will soon be dead
the journey before you may be long and filled with woahs
but you must escape the gay man`s ass or your tale cant be told
Lemmiwinks journey a distance far and fast
to find a wayout of a gay man`s ass
the road ahead is filled with danger and fright
but push onward Lemmiwinks with all of you might
Lemmiwinks you are coming to the entrance of the small intestant
there you must seek out the sparrow prince
the sparrow prince lies somewhere way up ahead
dont look back Lemmiwinks or youll soon be dead
Lemmiwinks Lemmiwinks the time is growing late
slow down now and seal your fate
i am the sparrow prince
long has my spirit been trapped in this place
before you lies the maze of the small intestants
one path leads to te stomach the other to certain doom
take with you this helmet and torch
let them be your guide
take the magic helmet torch to help you light the way
theres still alot of ground to cross inside the man so gay
ahead of you lies adventure and your strength still lies within
freedom from the ass of doom is the treasure you will win
Lemmiwinks came to the stomach god
beneath the depths of the lungs and heart
you chose your path wisely Lemmiwinks
i am the catatafish
Catatafish of the stomach`s cove
if you answer this riddle the esophagas will let you pass
catatafish`s riddle will soon be told
hang on Lemmiwinks
you solved the catatafish`s riddle
now your trials are nearly through
Lemmiwinks has made it out
the tale is nearly through
great job Lemmiwinks
thanks to you we are all free
but your adventures are just begining
for you are no ordinary gerbil Lemmiwinks
you are the gerbil king
ALL HAIL THE GERBIL KING
now the ger the gerbil king has more adventures to go on
fly away to faraway lands into the setting sun
theres still so many enemies and battles yet to fight
for Lemmiwinks the gerbil king is to be told another night
le-lemmiwinks le-le-lemmiwins le-lemmiwinks
lemmiwinks lemmiwinks lemmiwinks (x2)
ahh dude dude jesus christ ahh