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DiScuss... I can take it!
who told you?
About time, I say.
i saw from my bus. you know which ones i mean!
I'm not sure I do... :S
they make me sad.
They do not deserve me well dressed or groomed.
i was on the phone too, i didn't have enough time or hands to wave and gesture at your legs at the same time. all is forgiven.
Shirts and black trousers like school, fucking new dresscode I LOVE MY JOB IF MY EMPLOYERS* ARE SPYING ON MY BY THE WAY (*cunts)
super lame. we're going to court on thursday and apparently need to look smart(er) than usual. so no more tshirts with robots on, sigh.
And we have to look as dull as him. T-shirts with Robots; i'd trust a juror with one.
Break all your journo integrity and give us a blow by blow account of court on DiS?
I might have made one!
maybe except logistics
Last easter. It was extremely cold, snowing in fact. Lots of seagulls at 3am, I might come again!
except you'd been drinking since noon and I didn't start til 8pm? Yeah? Well, you were steaming, incomprehensible. Within an hour of meeting up with me, you'd leg sweeped me to the ground in the middle of the town centre without warning, then climbed upon a bin and dropped the 'big elbow' - "FROM DOWN TOWN" as you so aptly put it - broke two of my ribs, you shit! You then tried to get the 1-2-3, but when I told you to get off, you put me in a figure four and broke my leg. When you police arrive, you 'cut a promo' and were promptly swung into the back of the police van and I've not seen you since. I'm surprised you have the gall to ask me why we can't be friend anymore, GALLED, like Asterix and Obelix.
With the Shooting Star Press off the counter in McDonalds
And the manager was so impressed, he gave me a free Happy Meal.
you crushed a child with the Barnados coin bin
The Barnados coin bin? Well, when was the last time YOU saw a black metal chair for wrestling use in McDonalds? Christ, I was just working with what I had to hand...
but who are u again?
we better be nice to him
You're a masssive massive massive COCK!!!!*
*I may not mean this
YOU'VE CHANGED :(
but like I've already pointed out YOU'VE CHANGED MAN. I want the old duck back.
I'll work on a picture, I'm really bad at this kind of think so hopefully my brother can load one up tomorrow. I'll PM you when it's done.