This is a semi serious request.
Kind of like a modern day Atari Teenage Riot. Perhaps like a less camp Realicide: http://www.myspace.com/realicide (see the top video on the left for a good idea)
I can do very little, but I can play power chords on a guitar and know a bit about making (proper) noise. I would like massively distorted vocals too.
Thetersecrimp/CillaCrack i'm looking in your direction.