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would you rather your man smell of BO or a bad deodorant like Lynx Africa ?
At least it's natural. Then he can go have a shower.
At least the stench of bad deodorant shows that he's trying, and aware of personal hygiene issues. Easier to tell him to change brand than to tell him he has terrible BO as well I think.
Like he's just been out doing something active or whatever. Walking around with BO all day would just be a full no.
the stale cigarette and lager BO of someone who has a carer come round once a fortnight to make sure he's looking after himself
It's better than a nasty deodorant.
i quite like the faint musky smell of my man after a day at work but properly bad BO is definintely the opposite of a turn on.
i dont know about bad deodorant, he wears sexy stuff.
especially if they've been doing something manly like chopping down a tree
imagine if they came back from chopping down a tree smelling like Lynx Afica/Voodoo/Java
just wouldn't work
Whats with all the women liking BO? So this is where I've been going wrong all my life...
think about the opposition, lynx urgh
My whole perception of what women want has been destroyed :D
It's ironic really, cos you all hate lynx but their marketing ploy is that your all meant to love it.
there really is a gap in the market for a pungent, 'natural' smelling aftershave called MTFU.
like playing futbol in the park or building a fence for the cattle or hauling the furniture into your two's new NY walk-up. Etc.
I'm writing it down.
before going out to meet you
i wear fcuk, because it is an anagram of fuck
Hence why women like it. simple.
Don't have a shower and go jogging just before going on the pull this Thursday evening! Report back with the results.
then it's just odd
As opposed to just nauseating.
*hopes for the best and expects the worst*
It'll have to wait anywho, I'm eating dinner.
I imagine curiosity will get the better of me at some stage this evening.
let's be honest
might be a step too far
and then post a summary of your daily peopleharm on drownedinsound
whilst Animal Collective plays on a boombox nearby would be the most apt modus operandi
like joan rivers
It can be my walking schtick.
bear in mind if you're being sarcastic i'd be very :(
I might nick it if the time ever arose
now it'd seem a bit forced
Would you like a list?
he has dyed hair I believe, therefore is a top guy
Zapsta is just insecure, unimaginative boring and hateful and that's his loss really. He probably can't help it though so I'll happily be very nice to him if he's ever at the same pub as me or whatever.
WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY?
i see the internet as a really nice way for people who are passionate, enthusiastic, or witty or engaged or excited about something to swap ideas. you don't swap ideas. in fact, you only have one idea, which is to shoot people down for being more imaginative, open minded or excitable than you. i feel sorry for you for that.
also, like most people off the internet, you're probably very different in real life, and if you said some of the things you say on here in person, you'd probably feel a bit embarrassed and sheepish
at an arbitrary point early on.
cause it really says more about the insulter than the insultee
because all i'm thinking is "well, i'm not trying to be not boring, so fair enough", yet it's still used as if it's the WORST THING EVERRR, presumably by people who think everything everywhere has to be interesting
it's an observation based on the fact Zapsta seems to have little constructive or imaginative to say. That to me is boring.
are you going to give it a go?
i don't get offended by people on the internet
zapsta will get annoyed and you always seem quite cheerful
i'm trying to explain why i find an argument with him pretty senseless. i don't think i really rise to his bait. i certainly don't run around victimising him in the same way he does me
this has got so confusing i can't work it out!
how do you feel about two people who've never met arguing about their projected internet personalities? A step up from the deletion comments possibly
he's so cute and insecure and hateful!
he's really like that!
60% of the time it works all the time
but too much BO is horrible horrible, as is too much deodorant of any kind. Boys that smell nice are the best, obv, I love nice smelling boys.
as long as you shower daily and don't wear the same tshirt more than once without washing it.
i wear deodorant and channel no. 5
Mmm public broadcasting.
Send me a PM.
however sweaty ball smell bad. So when i have a girl i normally try harder to remember to motivate her to move down town by using aftershave just below the belly button. ie. her nose level.
make the experience nicer for her.
...he's not happy
this one is just really odd
wearing lipstick and listening to the chipmunks
you're i-wouldn't-let-my-kids-near-you weird
ive been told i come off poorly on the net from people i know in real life but if it makes you sleep better at night i have no desire to meet your kids :)
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the standards of weird pervy comments are really slipping, here.
that's why he's smiling. check their rooms
just got a call from DisintegratedMind's lawyers...
you sweat a lot or have an actual problem or something.
It's a myth that most people NEED deodorant. Like, need-need it.
I AM A SWEATY BETTY WITHOUT IT.
i am not ashamed to admit it! (well, as long as there is deo on my pits like)
re: dudesndeo - i'd rather smell nothing but lynx for the rest of my life than go out with a smelly man. I have to work with some of the smelliest, fattest men ever and it is most unpleasant.
I CRUSH HIM UNDER MY THUMB! CRUSH HIM!
I actually like my partners natural smell, its smeeexy
Lynx is pure wrong
yes. sometimes it's nice in the right circumstances.
i don't know what smells nice. I don't know what is nice to smell of. I know it's not lynx.
I'm pretty sure I don't smell bad anyway. I don't sweat that much, shower every day. It's alright, whatever.
BO reflects poor hygiene; Old Spice reflects what was on sale that week.