...but my biggest problem with the new site is that I'm sat here at my desk, trying to while my day away by talking utter dog toffee about incense and Danny Dyer, when everything on the site is so big I may as well be wearing a comedy rotating bow tie, orange eyeliner and regulation-size clown shoes. Whilst playing avant-garde improvisational flute jazz. Anyone walking past my desk can clearly see I'm just twatting about on the internet.
When oh when will someone act on this, before I have to resort to filling my day with tasks that my boss gives me that I am employed for and paid to do?
Many thanks, and FINISH HIM!