Please tell me Im good.

I know everyone else IN THE WORLD seemed to be able to connect easily, but mine was being an arse. I was told by a tech head friend of mine I had to re-jig a few settings and I'd be fine.

No biggie I hear you say. Either that or Im schizophrenic...
Except I know NOTHING at all about computers.
There were all these Acronyms and numbers and decimal points taunting me. What was I to do? I just had to roll my proverbial trouser legs up, and wallow through the muddy bog of the internet, much like a real man, wading through a real bog, looking for his very real, very lost car keys.

AND I FOUND THEM LIKE A CHAMP!
So now I'm just going through the final stages of setting up my account and then I can beat chinese kids at Fifa or summat.

Gimme some loving...

(no ones going to reply)