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I appear to be being gently chased by an ex. He has the biggest nob I've ever seen on a (white) man. In fact it might be the biggest one i've ever seen. I cannot begin to describe the pain.
Ways to deal with it? or i can just tell him to chuff off.
I dunno, it's fucking obvious. Get wet before he slams it in. Easy.
also: just tell him you're not interested in what he's got to say.
i'd say that's pretty huge.
i'd hate to have a willy that big, you couldn't do anything with it. well, except porn of course. he should do porn. i would.
normal penis ftw
Seriously. I think you're all kinds of cool but wha?a guy with a knob? How big is it? Who cares... Mirri I'm properly heart feckin broken and you're worrying about slabs of penial flesh. ridiculous
I was being flippant by the way. No need to be all mean, you know I think you're tops :)
most ordinary people sort out their sexual problems via internet strangers. It's what this civilisation was built on.
Forearm? Really?! Just practice with your forearm I guess. Hardly rocket science. We've all been there.
it's silly large.
i don't think i can handle it. shame - he is very cute.
I bet this is the story of his life. Why are YOU feeling sorry for yourself?!
It was horrible and cliched And boring and I realised I'm completely in love with a girl that's more or less gone... I don't want anyone else and I don't think I can have her, aargh!
meaningless dirty sex with as many girls as possible. mmm.