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Have you google yourself recently?
I did.
I am described on some random's blog as "scary and offensive" in real life,after being invited to meet to try out for her band. She intiially invited me to try for her band because of my intrigueing name, which is why it turned up on Google.
I do not remember this encounter. It is me though. And if it was meeting someone for music purposes the blog belongs to one of you fuckers