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maybe a couple of quid
(is it odd that that was my first thought on reading it?)
I reckon he's got a chance there.
poptimusgrime has reached the pinnacle of humour
unfortunately any joke he'll make for here on in will be piss-poor in comparison
Otto will be two steps up the food chain.
/ The Ordinary Boys.
"Otto decided he would like one friend, Hannah, to be his girlfriend, so he wrote down all the things he would like to do with her.
He said he wrote: "Things I'd like to do with Hannah is have a shower together, wash her back and have a lazy day in bed together. Also go to the cinema and things like that."
But Hannah wanted to stay just friends."
until the last line when i let out this really horrible cackle.
"Otto has plenty of female friends but as he got older it became harder" :''''''''''''')
'her carers prevented them from moving the relationship past friendship.'
WHAT RIGHT DO THEY HAVE TO MAKE THAT DECISION?
Also, more proofreading bollocks: it's FEARNE. After the 'would of' fiasco on the Tube this morning, I'm on the offensive.
can I be on the BBC as well?
this was on 4chan days ago.
You think she'd do him a favour
then clearly he should be rejected for being ugly like everyone else? Normal I hope is not having you parent set you up for shag and a national news corporation cover the story
what happened to celebrating diversity etc.
down's people are actually incredibly sexually aware but many are taken advantage of, which is quite sad.
Offer a girl some money. Instead of moving up here to Leeds, just buy a sex.
Go to normal schools, fit in damn you! Have some sex, quick!
Mothers like this annoy me a little bit.
ps. where's dukebox? I always imagined him as having this.
this stepmum is clearly not PUNX ENUFF