- buy fabric softener, preferably something subtle but fresh - not flowery
- Original Source shower gel - Mint or Lemon
- Herbal Essences shampoo. Although this shouldn't matter. Hair should be washed the night/morning before the occasion and should smell natural
- Colgate spearmint toothpaste
- Green Listerine <- the most important one. No-one wants to kiss something that smells like a bottom (well, normally)
- Sure For Men - again, the green bottle - on your pits
- Armani Acqua Di on your neck
and in case you end up back at your place
- a bit of lavender oil burning in the corner, just to hide the smell of boy from her precious nostrils

Shab.