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1. Smoked trout
How long do you to prison for murder nowadays?
the awful, loud, crunchy, splumchy noise.
you're a lucky man.
The dreadful, stale conversations about eachother's children is the worst, and the constant dry whirring of the air conditioner are amongst the worst.
You wouldn't last 5 minutes.
Get a room!
and horrible smelling noodles
Anything that risks a delicious sauce/white shirt interface.
b) it fucking reeks
"Yeh sorry you can't use the microwave for 15 minutes because I'm a fat bastard."
4 mins should be all you're allowed
bacon and eggs ice cream, if you want
all i need is a freezer compartment in my rucksack and i'm there.
If your workplace has a canteen, that's fine, if not go outside. People eating inside in somewhere at work that isn't a canteen is completely disgusting and awful and stupid.
As for actual things, anything that emits any kind of vaguely noticable smell = no. Anything that involves any vague level of non-solidity = no. Anything that looks like it wouldn't pass a food-hygeine test = no. Basically, it should be all those things, and shop-bought, properly packaged. No left-overs in tupperware.
My absolute biggest hate is yoghurt though. Luckily I have a pretty good way of stopping people doing this (at least, it's working right now), in that I'm instantly sick when I see/smell it.
Is it like a scollop?
how this irritates people so much. I could care less where and what people choose to eat. hey if the mood strikes you grab a disposable barbeque, prop it on your desk and throw on a rack of ribs slathered in bulleye hickory sauce i'm ok with it desk neighbour, i won't persecute you like i'm some culinary office etiquette goebbels.
They bloody reek!