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just fuck off
we know what youll say,save us all the bother and fuck off
either light hearted or heavy,dont care,i just want extremes
not a slut
Umm, I have a long term boyfriend, but before I met him I guess I was basically looking for someone who was a. friendly and b. fit.
ability to take the piss/not take themselves too seriously
That's about it
good sense of humour (preferably quite a dry humour)
an interest in decent music is a bonus
preferably an interest in getting drunk fairly regularly (i don't like drinking with sober people)
chilled out (i can't deal with people that get overly stressed)
i prefer quite feminine girls, but not always
adventurous (read into this what you will)
All those things are good :)
dark long hair
any indie/emo/metal type look is a bonus
(that's "my type" i guess)
-A nice voice.
-Not too loud and/or shrill.
-Can move between extremes of mood and behaviour as much as I do.
-Chemistry. I can usually feel this pretty much straight away.
not too loud or shrill, is a good one
I could keep adding to this list all night
yes I'm fussy.
I think I might stop or this'll end up too long.
among the other typical positive qualities :)
It doesn't happen of course. Nobody gets me.
I think obviously I have to find them physically attractive too. Some people might see that as "shallow" but when it comes down to it I don't think anybody would want to be in a relationship with someone who didn't find them physically attractive. That'd really fuck with your sense of self-worth.
cause y'know, you'll always find your mind wandering, and then you'll feel UBER-guilty about wandering and then paranoid that you'll always wander and ahh it's just not a good situation
I just don't think it's fair on anyone to go out with them if you aren't attracted to them.
if you can do this you are probably are miracle-worker
interest in music
openness and honesty
can't really think of anything else, sounds like i don't have high standards doesn't it?
you know full well what i meant by chemistry
You heave-inducing cumrag.
are you SERIOUSLY saying you wouldn't.
Cheryl Tweedy 4 lyf
so fair's fair.
i infer from your silence that you, in fact, would.
I don't have good dress sense and the music one is obviously subjective, so it depends what you like.
so you can wipe that down to 4/6 at least sonny jim
but it's not your opinion I was looking for anyway, so there.
i think we can make that 3/6
this is fun :P
and I'm super friendly and (at times) painfully well mannered in real life :(
Thread for the win.
Something resembling a sense of humour
Not completely ugly
Similar-ish musical taste to me
Can put up with me for more than 5 minutes at a time
someone who's funny and finds me funny. i feel so awkward around people who don't get my humour, i just keep talking and end up wanting to die a bit because they're like :|.
someone who i find a bit attractive, maybe. but this seems to encompass almost anyone these days. i even find myself fancying old men.
not completely stupid thnx.
hopefully they'd like me too, i'm not taking people prisoner and making them be my boyfriend. y'know... it just never usually works that way. TRIED AND TESTED.
be prepared for your downfall, tillance.
I'd watch your back if i were you.
really just someone who'll laugh at my shitty jokes including but not limited to...What is E.T. short for?
Cos he's got little legs
except forget the money.
i thought that ET joke was golden
-interest in music
-taller than me, then again, i'm only 5'4"
-gets me talking
-hair, i'm not really attracted to the clean-shaven, short hair type but not long & grungy either...lol
-spontaneity, yet makes me feel safe/comfortable
-same age or a bit older than me
-interest in travel
-into some sport
-i find them physically attractive to some degree
they're all good qualities i think, lol.
I'm sure he'll pay you £45 a week.
i've spent approximately 99.9% of my life staring at my own reflection.
something as special as that just doesn't get boring, man.
is a little long and particular, now I've seen the lists that other people have done. It was just a "things I like" list, they don't have to satisfy everything on there. I'm not that fussy honestly, somebody love me :'(
I'll be happy with erm... forever? Unless we like fall out and can't go on being together or something.
very independently minded,
good music taste,
I like a reasonable cutesy round face, fringe, hawt!
accepts me for being quiet sometimes,
because I'm being 100% completely serious, I want to be the boyfriend of some unknown on the internet.
like an english rose, oh god I'll shut up now.
you cut me deep
so yeah, I guess you are
Impossibly angled face
A solid history of mass-murder / assassination / general evilness
General chessmaster characteristics
Super high intelligence
Sophisticated manner (preferably also whilst killing, but there's room for some slight mania)
They've gotta have the money
Usually that comes with most of the above though
How exactly do you figure. I did a check and got 1/8. That's pretty lame. And it really should be 0/8 because when I say ego issues, I mean -justified- ego issues.
I'm actually awesome at chess, beat my teacher who played at county level, aged 10.
but I'm quite sophisticated as well, actually
lets say that. No, I'm not a chessmaster, but I'm pretty damn good.
I can't even tell if you're playing up to it or really are that moronic. I mean, if you're acting it's still moronic, but jeez....
are you in love with me, pocketmouse?
And, no, there are absolutely no similarities between those two characters. But, uh, to widen the field a little bit, then:
Apart from Light is no good because he'd just be abusive, I mean, he's mostly cool-evil, but he definitely gives off abuse vibes, and I don't like that so much. And Seishiro is no good because he's in love with Subaru, and I love that he loves Subaru more than I love him. Even if that is the actual most twisted love in the history of the world ever. So Lelouch is really the only option out of those three. And I can't think of many others who fit all the criteria. I'm sure there are some though. I'll work on it.
And the "pretty" one is absolute.
i can't remember, i was verr drunk when we met
everyone in my history class thought i was joking... but srsly.
that i know a guy that looks EXACTLY like young stalin. I mean, it's uncanny. Seriously. Form an orderly line, ladies.
I don't care about looks at all. They'd have to be fairly intelligent and make me feel good about myself too.
Not a wussy girly girl afraid to try things. It's cute but not desirable. A romantic sense of adventure would be lovely.
Creativity, enthusiasm and intelligence are beautiful characteristics I value.
jp88 hit a note with me too - any girl that can make me feel at ease, talkative and inquisitive, and I'm theirs. It doesn't happen very often, in fact I only know few people who make me feel like that.
Slim, attractive, someone somewhat active? (girls that cycle!) - but then, that kind of desire is hard to quantify, you either fancy them or you don't.
She's a morpharotic dream from a magazine
And she's so fine designed to blow your mind
She's a dominatrix supermodel beauty queen
I dream about a girl who's a mix of Destiny's Child
Just a little touch Madonna's wild style
With Janet Jackson's smile, throw in a body like Jennifer's
You've got the star of my liquid dream
Angelina Jolie's lips to kiss in the dark
Underneath Cindy C's beauty mark
When it comes to the test well Tyra's the best
And Salma Hayek brings the rest
Looks ain't everything she's got the sweetest personality
Like Halle B
My mama thinks I'm lazy, my friends all think I'm crazy
But in my mind, I leave the world behind every night I dream
Liquid Dreams, my Liquid Dreams
Waterfalls and streams, these liquid dreams
I dream about a girl who's a mix of Destiny's Child
Just little touch of Madonna's wild style
With Janet Jackson's smile
Throw in a body like Jennifer's
You've got the star of my liquid dreams
My liquid dreams
someone who I can trust, who won't give me shit, and isn't completely impossible to figure out.
Breasts and hands and eyes are a major plus too.
doesn't make me feel stupid for being less informed on things than they are.
Has a wry sense of humour
Talks nonsense to me
Preferably quite tall
Likes being baked for, and baking with me
I'm a simple girl.
thanks, you've made me feel so much better about myself :)
and do you satisfy things on my list?
you make finding a girl seem equivilant to supermarket shopping.
how else am I supposed to go about it? Lets just hook up and see what happens. ;)
oh petal. Hahahaha
i know when i'm not wanted :(
Who knows things I don't and can do things I can't, I like knowledgable/creative people, they're the best sort.
Who will be infinitely patient with me and understands and listen a lot...I can be very withdrawn and not talkative. I moan quite a bit too, you have to live with this. And I can be quite sarcastic and dry, humour-wise. But I'm lovely too, I'm not horrible!
Has a good taste in music and books and TV and stuff
Is good looking, in an indie boy way
Who makes me feel looked after and comfortable, I like feeling protected and being the girl in a relationship
Who likes lolcats
Who is taller than me (not hard).
Not too serious
Amazing jawline <3
most people give up on their dreams and settle for someone nearby who doesn't look like a child molester. You'll be alright.
does this mean everyone's always alone forever
OF COURSE IT FUCKING DOESN'T YOU MOMO
You get used to it after a while. Pretty soon you start to see relationships as things other people have and that are entirely removed from the reality of your own life.
I have recently been surprised despite my incredible pickiness.
Mostly things turn up and give me false hope for a while before kicking me down again.
It's not so much that they turn up for brief enjoyment but then disappear.
It's more like when you've been standing at a bus stop for an hour than a bus finally turns up on the horizon then gradually gets closer and closer. And closer and closer. And closer and closer. And closer and closer. Until it takes the turning just before the busstop and disappears out of sight.
You're not waiting at the stop for anything in particular. If you are, then stop it.
because I know exactly what you mean :(
get back to the pop culture references and detached irony
firstly, you choose where you live. i chose to move to london, so it goes. but the thing is, EVERYWHERE'S WHAT YOU MAKE OF IT. it's possible to be a recluse in london, hell, it's really really fucking easy. as easy if not easier than anywhere else - there's all sorts of academic papers as well as anecdotal evidence about "the peculiar loneliness of the city".
i'm more and more convinced that you actually secret want to be alone forever and live as miserable existence so you can feel like you're martyring yourself to the fact you don't fit or, or rather don't want to feel like you fit in to society like a jigsaw
GRRRRR you've got me pissed off now, well done
If I was to make another one of those circle jerk threads, you'd be on my list :)
(I'm not actually making those threads anymore, I'm trying to stop, honestly)
and Bamnan, you'll be alright, chin up.
I know how you feel. Let's hope things get better. *hugs*
for everyone to find their own and be happy together. Promise.
I lasted 3 weeks at uni. Useless.
Likes similar music to me
Able to hold conversation
That will do.
love of coffee and smoking
subsists on sweets
probably plays guitar, with a ridiculous amount of tremolo
(although I do have an awful diet),
But other than that I reckon I score 6/7.
..a killer laugh....makes me laugh...who i can make laugh....someone who can make me look like an idiot most of the time but still appreciates the fact that i might say something intelligent now and again..but she's much more clever....she sees me for the shallow blather bum that i am but still lets me get away with it in a ruffled hair 'oh you bloody lovely twat' kind of way....scottish or french would be nice......
preferably a wild, kind of scandalous, laugh for some reason
think of all the girls that wouldn't be satisfied with your lack of height.
looks wise - weird looking, tattooed and dresses oddly.
*unconvincing, sheepish grin*
*beads of sweat appear on forehead*
*eyes shift from side to side*
wearing nothing but a black plastic bag and a hat made of tinfoil and you sir, are in.
I don't satisfy the looks part
After a bit of thought I'd say:
Modest, but not overly self-depricating.
Shy around others, but not with me. It makes me feel special, and immensely worthy of her attention.
Able to talk about anything with me.
Able to accept my personality flaws.
Also, believe it or not, I kinda like it when a girl gets paranoid, and slightly possessive.
the sort of passion that suits me.....i never realised this till i met mrs knees
although it is perfectly understandable to have an idea of an ideal, it might turn out that your 'actual' ideal is different from your previous idea
She's pretty good. She's got a bob.
intelligent, well-informed. interested in things.
similar ideals/world view to me.
Some sort of physical attraction (though not necessarily classically good looking)
Quick-witted, confident (but not arrogant).
would look after me when i need it but also enjoys playful teasing
able to teach me about things. someone who i can go to for good opinions and advice
good taste in music, films etc
knowledgeable or talented in an interesting field
Second section more ideals than what i would actually look for. Especially the last one.
nice to me and others (unless they, y'know, deserve otherwise)
confident and outgoing is a big plus - i'd like someone who will encourage me to go out and doesn't mind acting like an idiot once in a while.
related: happiness. i don't want to have to deal with an insecure sad sack. make of that what you will.
a little bit selfish and flawed to make up for the fact i'm pretty selfish and shit, too.
likes: going to the movies, nerdy things and noodles.
similar taste in music and/or an interest in theatre
oh, and he must smell nice and have curly hair and nice eyes. them's the rules.
my two pet hates.
Penchant for military vehicles
I bet you sit chomping on Cathedral Cheddar playing Flash games all night.
instead of letching over them on the internet.
willing to play devil's advocate on every single issue, argumentative, forthright, open on everything, not a bitch, not too ugly, interested in something to a geeky degree (as long as that something isn't retarded). Non smoker, heavy drinker. Enjoys my company, even when i'm not trying. Even when i'm being myself. Accepting of my many personality flaws and general dicknishness. Interested in me alone
Likes jazz, but prefers structured jazz to free jazz. Fusion a big bonus
i've been eyeing up some Davis and Coltrane in Tower Records for ages but I'm too unsure to bite.
i would recommend Sketches of Spain by Miles. Not quite trad jazz, more jazz meets classical. Structured, dramatic, it avoid the occasional jazz problem of being "a bit wanky" but remains really quite beautiful. Probably the album that got me into jazz
Or Mingus Mingus Mingus Mingus Mingus. That shit is tight
heard a lot about Mingus. Cheers mate.
The Black Saint and the Sinner Lady is quite tight indeed
top 3 jazz records, easy
ever listened to "Brown Rice" by Don Cherry? Listening to him play the trumpet I realised why they use such far-out cosmic language when describing that kinda jazz. Its amazing.
that's the dream
its all you need right? She could be as ugly as a mule and as stupid as a mule but if theres chemistry who cares about anything else, right? RIGHT?
I do have some standards
cooler than me, with better taste in stuff than me
completely unaware of how hot/smart/talented/cool they are so they won't be liable to patronise me, and inexplicably under the impression that i'm better than them and should be worshipped as such
occasional extremities of mood that happen to match up to mine a bonus
also no ginger beards
maybe my subconscious is trying to tell me something
I'll take pasta with olive oil if it comes to it.
especially the ginger beard bit.
(covering my bases)
hey zapsta, my boyfriend read that post where i said i fancied you and got well jealous. and now sometimes when i'm mean to him he says things like "i bet you wish i was zapsta from the internet :("
Sometimes I wish I was Zapsta from the internet too :(. I almost just said something here which I meant to save for a PM. PHEW PHEW PHEW PHEW PHEW.
I just need to tell you
Fri Mar 13 04:32:01 +0000 2009
- well, I need to tell *someone* - that I hate ********. I hate him so much :'(
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prize to whoever guesses it
I meant the picture of my willy. So your boyfriend reads all your posts, yeah?
hey babez. ginger beards aren't actually that hot, sorry
It's going to look SO COOL!
I'm trying to avoid the chemotherapy look. That's why I'm leaving the beard (H)
how come jade goody still has eyebrows?
a girl with an accent. almost any accent.
drop dead gorgeous face.
body wise anything from slim to curvaceous.
anything from 5'7 to 6'0
a good haircut. from a short pixie bob to long flowing locks. dark, light, ginger, dyed...just as long as it looks good i'm fine.
a passion for music. even if it's country or jazz.
likes going out
likes staying in
pretty dark sense of humour would be amazing.
is kind and considerate of others
is independent and not clingy
has a beautiful singing voice and can play guitar, so we can write twee little indie songs together and we just sing them to each other in our bedrooms.
and social inadequacy.
hard to say
looks almost exactly like my boyfriend
personality very close to my boyfriend
but i'm pretty sure i didn't know that before i met him. making lists of desirable traits is quite redundant. i think the only thing it's safe to say is: NOT A SERIAL KILLER, A PAEDOPHILE, NOT OBESE, UGLY, POSSIBLY NOT AMPUTATED, DEFINITELY NOT IMPOTENT, PRETTY MUCH NEVER CORRECTS ME UNLESS I'M ASTOUNDINGLY WRONG, DOESN'T SPIT WHILE TALKING, AND IS NOT EVIL AND NASTY AND PREJUDICED.
I've got to like them and find them attractive, but I can do either of those things for too many reasons to even try and list
Do frank and disintergrated pants freak everyone out a bit? What happens?
My last girlfriend didnt like me thought she might be
Most likely a dyke she just didnt excite me
Lefty? yeah but that was alright
She was hotter than the sun but she just wasnt that bright
My mistake she was more flaky than a leper colony
I think a wooden clothespin would have been much better company
Ass like a donkey acting funky gave her l now shes a flunky
So my love for her died quicker than a batch of sea monkeys
Early bird gets the worm spread your legs or spread the word
So what if Im not the smartest peanut in the turd
Im white which goes with everything but I can come in any color
And Im looking for the kind of girl that reminds me of my mother
But its hard to find a girl with a viper tattooed on her tushy
And how many girls do you know that can play the harmonica with their pussies?
Like em easy and hot and sweet like a rice krispie treat, gee
You know what I really want in a girl? me
I need to find a new vagina
Any kind of new vagina
Its hard to rhyme a word like vagina
Calvin klein? kind of north carolina
Women are like dog, doo, hear me through dont interrupt
Its just the older that they are the easier they get to pick-up
Id fill the generation gap clean the cobwebs from her rafters
Old hens would rather put out than be put out to the pasture
No age just aint a gauge I like my girls like my cheese
Preferably for me fat-free american singles only
I want my next chick anorexic, the winner is the thinner
Wont have to take her skinny ass out to a fancy dinner
Like sizzler she got a beef well chew the fat
If I forget to put the seat up I can put up with her crap
Let her lash out and crack the whip but not in bed I dont play rough
No I cant be tied down with a girl that wants me tied up
Just independent like nofx ,smart like janeane garafolo
Shed use big words to make fun of me so that I would never know
Bestow upon me all her wisdom of the dewey decimal system, gee
You know what I really want in a girl? me
I need to find a new vagina
Any kind of new vagina
Its hard to rhyme a word like vagina
Kevin klein? kind of south carolina
Vagina vagina vagina vagina
Vagina vagina vagina vagina
Dark Hair (although, not strictly neccessary - it depends).
mentaly ill. beautiful. creative. readers.with decent music taste prefered.
messy alison mosshart hair
surreal sense of humour
reads the sunday sports section
rolls her own cigarettes
drinks g & t's
can discuss the merits of a penguin classic or two
wears twee frocks but has the mouth of a sailor
self satisfied and vulgar with a la vie boheme spirit.
and if previous relationships are anything to go i seem to have a predisposition to ginger tresses i'm not sure how my preference for daywalkers came about.
I have been looking for qualities such as resourcefulness, organisational skills, and mental stability.
Reelin' In The Years: Perhaps the SD solo with the most immediate impact. Seriously mind-blowing tone on that first part of the solo on the first chorus, and doesn't let up after that. Pefectly paced. 10/10.
Bodhisattva: Incredible, just following the guitar work in this, the solo never actually stops at any point. The stacatto, stuttering nature of it is breathtaking. 10/10.
My Old School: How does this one go again? Lets face it, it's a 10/10 song so it's probably got a solo to match it. 10/10.
Black Friday: A real feeling of low-down grit and power to this one, suits the relentless groove of the song impeccably. 10/10.
someone with intellegents
Someone who makes me laugh
I generally date guys with dark hair. Dunno why, just never dated a blond.
And someone who loves music.
must have won awards for soap acting
I don't really care for that sort of thing. It just gives me ammo to mock
-a good sense of humour
-an interest in music (I don't really mind what genre)
-an interesting taste in fashion
who had a beard
could make me laugh a lot
quoted tv shows
loved music and books (and liked reading outloud to me)
passionate about film and liked going to the cinema a lot. and discussing films a lot.
not taking life or themselves too seriously
who wanted to go travelling
being able to put up with my popular culture OCD
and would have to pass on the TV show quoting, but otherwise my list would be quite similar to yours.
Aside from all the kind/generous/funny/intelligent/etc stuff which is fairly obvious. Tall & accent are extra bonuses. Needs good banter.
tall and accents are a bonus. banter a must.
just a very obsessive person. music/books/films/tv shows. i live and breathe certain artists/directors/actors/films for a while and then find something else to throw myself into completely. its hugely distracting and takes up a hell of a lot of my time! but i know a lot about stuff from it, so it aint all bad.
Sounds put-upable(?) with to me though.
and glad to hear it!
at this moment in time we feel we'd be better seeking alternative arrangements for the vacant post. Thanks for your efforts though. ;)
that can join me in my all adventures and follow what I say blindly even though their fav catchphrase is 'are you sure thats a good idea?'
I can't snigger though. Sorry!
and a big face
sneezes a lot
Large thighs would be nice in a lover, but not in a girlfriend
apart from she's pretty competitive. She hasn't got particularly large thighs.
very easy to be around [none of this not-knowing-what-to-say-to-each-other bollocks]
able to take enormous pleasure in simple things
open to persuasion
is worth dressing up for [it's no fun if they don't even notice]
has nice friends
likes my friends
knows his own mind
can't really say much beyond that. i can think of more things that i dislike than traits i actively seek out in people. i absolutely hate stinginess [dutch is good, paying for each other regularly is better], coldness, emotional cowardice and flakiness. the last one most of all i think.
tiddies, boom boom.
eager to please.
for example, "Yeah, what's that book about, 'Man vs Nature'? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
smart n funny
loyal / not an emotional flake
good taste in stuff
But equally not the kind of man who thinks I can't open doors by myself.
Likes healthy eating and exercise and organic food and recycling.
Equally likes drinking pints with me.
Likes board games and computer games.
Is relaxed about my appearance because I make no effort.
Tall, slim, dark hair, stubbly.
and you have tolook for that