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if push came to shove, which one of the above?
i'm sure the thread'll repair though
unless alcoholic is planning taking the day off work to get some lovin'
i always take my birthday off work anyway, but that's what i did during the day. it was BRILLIANT.
sure if you like, but it does mean i'm going to accuse you of having a dis crush on guntrip
in response to the zombie flicks
if it was sex with someone i really loved, or fancied the arse off i might consider it.
then i can spend my money wooing a girl to get laid
you'll get laid, but not have the money you got paid with
so ner ner
yer man is a "laid" in denail as a "paid"
the other is getting away.
Because I dont get sex that regularly at the moment, due to it not being a proper relationship. But this gets me by, once every 2 weeks or so, however being paid this irregularly would not.
I can't live off sex
the only difference between my hand and my woman are her tits
- Anything wrong, Davy?
- Yeah. I got paid today.
Oh, yeah, I know what that's like.
No. You don't understand.
They laid me off.
- I got one of these.
- Yeah. I know how that feels.
Know what I'd like to do?
Yeah, I know what you'd like to do.
Find the guy that did it,
rip his still-beating heart out,
and hold it in his face so he can
see how black it is before he dies.
Actually, I was gonna
file a grievance with the union.
Well, the world's a twisted place.
I'm not desperate for money, but I do need some loving.
I have to start making inroads on my overdraft at some point.